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Gluteal Cleft 07-07-2009 02:39 AM

So, I just received a golden shower....
 
My son woke up - at least kind of - and had to go to the bathroom. He was still half asleep, and totally disoriented. I heard him kind of crying, and went in his room to see him wandering in circles.

I scooped him up, took him to the bathroom, and stood him on his little stool in front of the toilet. He was STILL HALF ASLEEP, and was just crying "I need... I need... I need", so I pulled down his jammies and undies.

RIGHT THEN, he did a 90-degree left turn, and started pissing right on me. I instinctively put my hand in front to stop it, then pinched him off and pointed at the toilet. But the damage was done, I'd been pissed on, torso and legs.

Yet another adventure that I never thought I would have... but here I am.

name goes here 07-07-2009 03:32 AM

PWnEd!
noob

;)

As long as your son knows it's ok, but it's not totally ok

Gluteal Cleft 07-07-2009 03:35 AM

I honestly don't know if he was really even awake enough when it happened to remember it. When I got him back to his room, I just told him that I was proud of him for waking up to go to the bathroom, changed his clothes, and put him back to bed.

Then I went back down to take a REGULAR shower. :sad01:

Toxic 07-07-2009 08:08 AM

Long as you dont decide you like it now,

CornbreadBB 07-07-2009 12:11 PM

Looks like we gots ourselves a wittle CB....

RaisingCajun 07-07-2009 01:30 PM

Anyone who has a son has been sprayed at least once.

Negative1 07-07-2009 02:30 PM

I agree with Toxic. This could be the beginning of a beautiful career in the adult film industry.

The dirrty kind. :)

joshua7789 07-07-2009 02:39 PM

You need to explain to him that if your good at something, you shouldnt do it for free. There are people who pay good money for this sort of thing, take advantage of i while you can.

HexRei 07-07-2009 02:58 PM

Hot! :D

swpthleg 07-07-2009 10:37 PM

LOLOLOLOL. It almost makes me glad I have daughters, despite the moody biatching, screaming fights over clothes, swiping MY clothes, etc. etc.


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