God I hate christmas.
Things that suck about christmas: christmas movies, christmas music, increased aggressiveness from the christians, people begging for money outside stores (feeling bad saying I dont have any money then coming out with a cart full of shit), its cold has hell, I have to buy people shit, gf wants to walk the square (in the cold), I have to spend like 500,000,000,000$ on my gf (or i dont love her), gf wants to have a child because jesus is cute in a manger, gf will
drag me to at least a couple of church events (which I will be less than sober for), I have to see my family, I have to see her family, gf will sing christmas songs during intercourse (im not joking) and worst is she will want to have less sex because going to church has that effect on her.
Good things about christmas: Booze, eggnog, presents, food.
cynical narcissist here