Personally, I think you should sucker punch him as hard as you can right in the jaw and when his limp body goes crumbling to the ground you get in his face Smokey style and yell "Momma said knock you the **** out!" Then give him the one love salute and carry on with your studies as if nothing happened.
Buy 7 LLcoolJ shirts and have one for everyday of the week. Then ask the teacher if you guys can have an off day to watch deep blue sea. Bring in an ipod and blast a whole playlist of his songs and sit next to his son while they are playing. Probobly best before class starts or something. What would be really funny besides the shirts is if you have to do an oral presentation then when your done do the signature kissing your 2 fingers and making the peace sign thing he does. That and an LL shirt would put him over the top!!!