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post #1 of 51 (permalink) Old 03-21-2009, 09:02 PM Thread Starter
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Need Some New Hobbies...

So long story short, I can't drive for 6 months and I can't drink alcohol. (Robbed another bank and apparently, that's "illegal".) So I need me something else to do. I thought about getting fatter, but I'm going to do that anyway and I thought about exercising but then realised that's not healthy, so why bother? Give me something to doooo!! (And yes, I know what you're thinking, "but Cornbread, think about all the things you can do with your wang! We're not speaking, so forget it.)



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post #2 of 51 (permalink) Old 03-21-2009, 09:35 PM
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It's an expensive hobby, but give smoking a try. Panhandling is also another one you can try. If those two doesn't work out I suggest collecting 1st edition books from famous writers, that also is expensive.



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methinks you got a DWI. anyway what hobbies do you need when you have MMAforum?

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This>>>>BJs. I'm going to be a hit at the nursing home now! No more having Parkinson's patients wack...I'm just going to stop here.



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This>>>>BJs. I'm going to be a hit at the nursing home now! No more having Parkinson's patients wack...I'm just going to stop here.
Crochet a thong for a Gilf or GGilf and they will do anything you want.

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Crochet a thong for a Gilf or GGilf and they will do anything you want.
Hitting them in the head with a walker (AAYOOO) works really well, too. But I got to tell you, nothing beats a gum job. Yeah, there goes dinner!



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