Need Some New Hobbies...
So long story short, I can't drive for 6 months and I can't drink alcohol. (Robbed another bank and apparently, that's "illegal".) So I need me something else to do. I thought about getting fatter, but I'm going to do that anyway and I thought about exercising but then realised that's not healthy, so why bother? Give me something to doooo!! (And yes, I know what you're thinking, "but Cornbread, think about all the things you can do with your wang! We're not speaking, so forget it.)