Originally Posted by HeavyRob
So the ants were enslaved by the mushrooms? Then the ants juiced up before their revolution? I feel like I'm missing out on something here... please explain in the form of a children's book, please.
OK, here we go.
Once upon a time, in a very small region of a very large rain forest, there were two mighty Kings. One was the King of the Mushrooms and the other was the King of the Ants. These two Kings always seemed to get a long very well, or as well as they could with one being and ant and the other a mushroom.
They never really talked, seeing as how one was a piece of fungus that grows in doodie, but there was a great peace across the land either way.
Then one day, the ant King decided that he was going to break the long, peaceful silence between the two Kings and made his way over to the dark, shady part of the region that the Mushrooms lived.
The Ant King walks right in, right past all the guards and all the security, almost like none of the Mushrooms could move! As the Ant King walks closer and closer to the Mushroom King, he starts talking to him, but the Mushroom King says nothing. The Ant King takes a few more steps closer and asks how the Mushroom King liked the peace between the two Kingdoms, and the Mushroom King said nothing again. He just sat there, no movement, no emotion on his faceless cap.
This started to anger the Ant King, and he yells out "DON'T IGNORE ME! I'M A KING!!!" but once again, the Mushroom King didn't respond, just sitting there motionless.
Finally, the Ant King can't take anymore and walks right up the the Mushroom King and very coldly says "I will not be ignored, this is your last chance and if you don't talk to me, I'll use my razor sharp teeth to teach you a lesson that you'll not soon forget."
The Mushroom King still sat there, nothing to show that he's even alive.
The Ant King, crazed with anger, lunges in and takes a huge bite out of the Mushroom King, then another, and another! After taking three huge bites out of the Mushroom King, the Ant King doesn't feel very well. "Ah ha!" Cried out the Ant King! You have poisoned me!
And then the Ant King died, thus causing a long going battle between the Ants and the Mushrooms.