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Old 04-03-2009, 11:35 AM   #11 (permalink)
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There was a pretty big falling out between the two a few years ago. The way I understand it, the Ants felt like the mushrooms were always ignoring them and never really paid them any attention. It got really bad when there was supposed to be a summit for them to try and work out their differences and the mushrooms just sat there in sh*t, not responding to anything that the ants brought up. It went down hill from there.

A lot of people that are familiar to the situation really think that it's a case of roid rage on the part of the ants. I mean who can really lift 50 times there body weight and not be juicing???
So is this the Shamrock species of ants? Such a sad story. I hope they can work out their differences and get back to being friends. We really don't need anymore gang violence...
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Old 04-03-2009, 11:41 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Who would want a cheap, coniving people like the mushroom to be inhabiting the ants rightful territory? The ants where there first, it's in the bible. ******* n*ggers of the fungus species. ANT PRIDE!
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Old 04-03-2009, 11:46 AM   #13 (permalink)
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There was a pretty big falling out between the two a few years ago. The way I understand it, the Ants felt like the mushrooms were always ignoring them and never really paid them any attention. It got really bad when there was supposed to be a summit for them to try and work out their differences and the mushrooms just sat there in sh*t, not responding to anything that the ants brought up. It went down hill from there.

A lot of people that are familiar to the situation really think that it's a case of roid rage on the part of the ants. I mean who can really lift 50 times there body weight and not be juicing???
So the ants were enslaved by the mushrooms? Then the ants juiced up before their revolution? I feel like I'm missing out on something here... please explain in the form of a children's book, please.
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Old 04-03-2009, 12:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
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So the ants were enslaved by the mushrooms? Then the ants juiced up before their revolution? I feel like I'm missing out on something here... please explain in the form of a children's book, please.
OK, here we go.



Once upon a time, in a very small region of a very large rain forest, there were two mighty Kings. One was the King of the Mushrooms and the other was the King of the Ants. These two Kings always seemed to get a long very well, or as well as they could with one being and ant and the other a mushroom.

They never really talked, seeing as how one was a piece of fungus that grows in doodie, but there was a great peace across the land either way.

Then one day, the ant King decided that he was going to break the long, peaceful silence between the two Kings and made his way over to the dark, shady part of the region that the Mushrooms lived.

The Ant King walks right in, right past all the guards and all the security, almost like none of the Mushrooms could move! As the Ant King walks closer and closer to the Mushroom King, he starts talking to him, but the Mushroom King says nothing. The Ant King takes a few more steps closer and asks how the Mushroom King liked the peace between the two Kingdoms, and the Mushroom King said nothing again. He just sat there, no movement, no emotion on his faceless cap.

This started to anger the Ant King, and he yells out "DON'T IGNORE ME! I'M A KING!!!" but once again, the Mushroom King didn't respond, just sitting there motionless.

Finally, the Ant King can't take anymore and walks right up the the Mushroom King and very coldly says "I will not be ignored, this is your last chance and if you don't talk to me, I'll use my razor sharp teeth to teach you a lesson that you'll not soon forget."

The Mushroom King still sat there, nothing to show that he's even alive.

The Ant King, crazed with anger, lunges in and takes a huge bite out of the Mushroom King, then another, and another! After taking three huge bites out of the Mushroom King, the Ant King doesn't feel very well. "Ah ha!" Cried out the Ant King! You have poisoned me!

And then the Ant King died, thus causing a long going battle between the Ants and the Mushrooms.
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OK, here we go.



Once upon a time, in a very small region of a very large rain forest, there were two mighty Kings. One was the King of the Mushrooms and the other was the King of the Ants. These two Kings always seemed to get a long very well, or as well as they could with one being and ant and the other a mushroom.

They never really talked, seeing as how one was a piece of fungus that grows in doodie, but there was a great peace across the land either way.

Then one day, the ant King decided that he was going to break the long, peaceful silence between the two Kings and made his way over to the dark, shady part of the region that the Mushrooms lived.

The Ant King walks right in, right past all the guards and all the security, almost like none of the Mushrooms could move! As the Ant King walks closer and closer to the Mushroom King, he starts talking to him, but the Mushroom King says nothing. The Ant King takes a few more steps closer and asks how the Mushroom King liked the peace between the two Kingdoms, and the Mushroom King said nothing again. He just sat there, no movement, no emotion on his faceless cap.

This started to anger the Ant King, and he yells out "DON'T IGNORE ME! I'M A KING!!!" but once again, the Mushroom King didn't respond, just sitting there motionless.

Finally, the Ant King can't take anymore and walks right up the the Mushroom King and very coldly says "I will not be ignored, this is your last chance and if you don't talk to me, I'll use my razor sharp teeth to teach you a lesson that you'll not soon forget."

The Mushroom King still sat there, nothing to show that he's even alive.

The Ant King, crazed with anger, lunges in and takes a huge bite out of the Mushroom King, then another, and another! After taking three huge bites out of the Mushroom King, the Ant King doesn't feel very well. "Ah ha!" Cried out the Ant King! You have poisoned me!

And then the Ant King died, thus causing a long going battle between the Ants and the Mushrooms.
Such a sad sad tale...
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OK, here we go.
....I'm speechless...

repped, sir. repped.

someone should make a flash video of this or something...




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My mom used to tell me that story as a young lad.
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The only way that story could have been any better was if it was available as a pop-up book.
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The only way that story could have been any better was if it was available as a pop-up book.

yes... yes! perfect. flash video or pop up book. first one to create it wins!

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yes... yes! perfect. flash video or pop up book. first one to create it wins!

(bonus for pop up flash video!)
I thought you were spreading rep??


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