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Old 01-22-2010, 09:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So, I Have A Date With Someone On Plentyoffish.com Sunday....

Long story short, my girlfriend, who I was really serious with, stole money from me and got really mad when I wanted to spend time with my family, so I had to drop kick her because of those things. Sucks, because I adored her child (He called me dada for shits sake). Beautiful child, sucks that his mom stole money from me and then denied it.

Anyway, for shits and giggles, I joined plentyoffish.com because it's free, and I want to document my experiences with these women. She's cute, but a tad boring. She usually does 2 word texts, so I spice things up by telling her how beautiful and sexy she is (Just because I don't care if she gets offended).

She.......loves it. I asked her on a date, because....why not? She lives in Springfield, it's about a 30 minute drive, and she's cool with driving down here. I'd pay for dinner, though (Which would cost the same as gas anyway). Why pay for both for a freakin' stranger? Exactly!

There's also another girl who I talk to (I've already went on a date with her). Nothing happened, but we still talk, so something might happen.

I will keep you updated.

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Old 01-22-2010, 10:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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1. Buy a cat and name is Johnny.
2. rub the cat in your ex-girlfriends cat while huggin the baby.
3. Get the other two girls in a 3-some.

If you do these 3 simple steps, you will love your life.
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I searched PoF awhile back for my area, and noticed many females I graduated with, most of which were rumored to have some type of STD.

That being said, wrap it up.
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Old 01-22-2010, 10:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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1. Buy a cat and name is Johnny.
2. rub the cat in your ex-girlfriends cat while huggin the baby.
3. Get the other two girls in a 3-some.

If you do these 3 simple steps, you will love your life.
1 and 2 are not possible.

3 might be possible if I play my cards right (And if these girls are dirty whores. Since it's POF, they might be).
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Hopefully the plot thickens when you find out that she is a he.
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