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Old 01-24-2010, 11:37 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Wait a sec.. fat ass-ness aside.. she put a picture of herself in a bra on a dating website and asked people not to message her for sex?

What the f*ck?
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Old 01-25-2010, 12:52 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Jesus..

There's a guy I know from high school. He's about 5'5" 350lbs... but naw he could do better

Don't message her for sex? haha is that a legitimate concern? I may be the forum drunk, but I have never actually been drunk enough for that xD
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Old 01-25-2010, 01:21 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Not even after 7 shots of gin?
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Old 01-25-2010, 01:30 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Not even a hand job.

All I'd want from her is her chicken wing.
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Old 01-25-2010, 02:28 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Bleh...Scary. I seriously think she would eat me alive. And why post a pic like that? It's not liked I just jacked it into a sock because half naked fat people eating chicken turns me on...


But really...Damn. All I can say is "why". Why post this on a dating site? I bet she gets messages all day though. There are some seriously sick/drunk people out there. (I'm looking at YOU Xeberus)
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Not even after 7 shots of gin?
Make it 10 shots within an hour and I havent had any sexual contact with a woman in 6 months, maybe a Bj... Those fat girls know how to use that mouth

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But really...Damn. All I can say is "why". Why post this on a dating site? I bet she gets messages all day though. There are some seriously sick/drunk people out there. (I'm looking at YOU Xeberus)
Hey we've all made mistakes in the past, just some mistakes are fatter than others

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Make it 10 shots within an hour and I havent had any sexual contact with a woman in 6 months, maybe a Bj... Those fat girls know how to use that mouth



Hey we've all made mistakes in the past, just some mistakes are fatter than others

Hahahahaha I was waiting for an awesome response like that. Too funny.
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Old 01-25-2010, 01:38 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Make it 10 shots within an hour and I havent had any sexual contact with a woman in 6 months, maybe a Bj... Those fat girls know how to use that mouth



Hey we've all made mistakes in the past, just some mistakes are fatter than others

I don't know, I'd be too scared that she'd actually eat my penis.
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Yeah....me either....

You have to admit that is some pretty delicious looking chicken and that heavy bag holding it isn't half bad if you've been drinking 151 for 3 days straight.
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