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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-21-2010, 01:12 AM
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LMAO. L&M says that kind of crap all the time. He knows he has to sleep sometime.

So you must know why women have smaller feet, then, right?
Well yea, its so they can stand closer to the sink as they wash dishes of course

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Hmmm...I always thought it was genetics, but I have a feeling thats not the right answer



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post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old 04-21-2010, 01:46 PM
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It's so we don't have to pull as hard to get our foot out of your ass when we kick it.

(Props to LV 2 H8 U for that gem, although I believe it was Mrs. LV 2 H8 U that came up with it).


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This is my favorite....

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"

So, I looked down at him and said, "Well, then which one are you?"

And then the fight started......
Wow, he was really short with you!
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