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post #31 of 34 (permalink) Old 06-18-2010, 04:30 PM
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I'm really never called names or anything, and I think it has a lot to do with my size. I'm 6'2", about 300 pounds, but as I've mentioned before, I have some pretty wide shoulders, and I'm not a 'pudge', I guess you'd say. In all honestly, if I were to actually workout, I'd probably end up around the size of Brock Lesnar. I have the base build for it, anyway.
I saw your pics on facebook and you look more like butterbean to me
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post #32 of 34 (permalink) Old 06-18-2010, 05:26 PM
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I saw your pics on facebook and you look more like butterbean to me
How did you see my pictures on Facebook? I'd love for you to post a link to my profile. I'd also like to point out that my profile is private and has been since I started it, and I don't believe I've ever posted my profile publicly.
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i would have kicked there ass just like the other day
While sipping on a coke, I was walking to the mini mart to buy some chew and I sensed that someone was following me. As I looked over my shoulder while walking forward, this Mexican guy bumps in to me hard. I thought it was on purpose, so I said, "What's the problem, man?" He began to ramble on about how I should watch where I am going and stuff, so I just walked away because I didn't want any trouble. This guy apparently did; he started following me. I just ignored him until my glasses went flying off of my face. This guy kicked me right in the lower back so hard that my glasses flew off and I spilled my coke all over my shirt. What kind of **** kicks someone from behind? I asked him what the problem was, and he slapped me in the face, calling me "Gringo." That was it. It's one thing to kick me in the back, but it is another to insult me. I cleared my throat and spit the biggest goober in his face that I have ever seen in my life. As soon as he put his hand up to wipe his eyes clear, I touched him with the jab and threw a deadly overhand right onto the bridge of his nose. He hit the ground and was not moving. I got scared because I thought I really hurt him, so I hid in the parking lot under this guy's car for like fourty-two minutes. After the cops left, I took my shirt off and
jogged home. I still didn't get my damn chew.

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i would have kicked there ass just like the other day
While sipping on a coke, I was walking to the mini mart to buy some chew and I sensed that someone was following me. As I looked over my shoulder while walking forward, this Mexican guy bumps in to me hard. I thought it was on purpose, so I said, "What's the problem, man?" He began to ramble on about how I should watch where I am going and stuff, so I just walked away because I didn't want any trouble. This guy apparently did; he started following me. I just ignored him until my glasses went flying off of my face. This guy kicked me right in the lower back so hard that my glasses flew off and I spilled my coke all over my shirt. What kind of **** kicks someone from behind? I asked him what the problem was, and he slapped me in the face, calling me "Gringo." That was it. It's one thing to kick me in the back, but it is another to insult me. I cleared my throat and spit the biggest goober in his face that I have ever seen in my life. As soon as he put his hand up to wipe his eyes clear, I touched him with the jab and threw a deadly overhand right onto the bridge of his nose. He hit the ground and was not moving. I got scared because I thought I really hurt him, so I hid in the parking lot under this guy's car for like fourty-two minutes. After the cops left, I took my shirt off and
jogged home. I still didn't get my damn chew.

remember when you find yourself in a deadly situation, always use the the power-punching combo: touch it with the jab, throw the right hand correctly, foot shuffle, duck, duck, touch em with the jab
I've been there a couple times. But I wasnt really expecting it. It was just 1-2 guys in the bunch but I didnt want any group shot going down. In my evo i keept a smith and wesson sw9ve in my glovebox but i didnt want to kill anyone over being a dumb shit. Especially if I could help it, 1v1 I'd love to fight that bastard but if anyone else joined in I wouldnt fight I scamble to my car and shoot the mother****ers as is legal in such situations.



If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so. ~ Thomas Jefferson


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