when i was in high school we would get drunk and watch The Doors, Austin Powers and Dumb and Dumber. since i still use quotes from dumb and dumber i pull some of my favorites...
We can be sophisticated.... whoa did you check out the funbags on that hose hound? yeah, id eat her liver with some farva beans and a nice bottle of chianti!!!
what are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me..... ending up together.... not good... not good as in like 1 out of 100? more like 1 in a million.... soooo..... your saying theres a chance.. YEAH!!! i read ya...
theres 2 of them... one of thems got a gun... did you pay the gas bill? DO YOU REALISE WHAT YOUVE DONE?!
soooo many more, but im drunk and dont feel like it anymore.
Favorite quotes got many but the best 2 have to be from George C Scott as Burt Gordon in the movie the hustler
Gordon: Sure you got drunk, the best excuse in the world for losin.' No trouble losin' when you got a good excuse. And winning — that can be heavy on your back too, like a monkey. Drop that load too when you got an excuse. All you gotta do is learn to feel sorry for yourself. That's one of the best indoor sports, feelin' sorry for yourself. A sport enjoyed by all — especially the born loser.
Eddie: So I got talent? So what beat me?
Eddie: Sure, sure.
Gordon: You're damn right I'm sure. Everybody's got talent. I got talent. You think you can play big-money straight pool or poker for forty straight hours on nothing but talent? You think they call Minnesota Fats the best in the country just 'cause he got talent? Nah, Minnesota Fats's got more character in one finger than you got in your whole skinny body.
__________________ "The fat man flies at midnight"
It had to be done - Cheech & Chong, those movies are the best that have ever been made for people who are high, bar none...
Other than that, Pineapple Express, Hot Tub Time Machine, Land of the Lost, Half Baked, Clerks 1 & 2 and so many more :P
Quotes from Cheech & Chong:
- "Mexican Americans / love education / so they go to night school / and take Spanish / and get a B"
- hey man how am i drivin?... i think we're parked man.
- you just ate the most acid i ever seen anyone eat in my entire life / hey man i never had no acid before man / i hope you're not busy for about a month man
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Don't really smoke anymore but in the last two weeks i have watched predator drunk about five times.
the last movie i watched stoned was crank and i was off my head, the scene where jason statham is tripping out and aiming his gun at the bad guys but in reality is aiming his hand in the shape of and gun and starts firing at them literally had me in tears.