This is an easy one. The greatest movie of all time is ... MYRA BRECKINRIDGE. There is no close second.
Why would I say this?
1. Starring Maye West, Raquel Welch and Farrah Fawcett.
2. The film debut of a very young Tom Selleck as Maye west's sex slave complete with collar and leash.
3. full nude sex scene between Raquel Welch and Farrah Fawcett.
4. scene in which Raquel rapes Farrah's boyfriend with a strap on.
5. The final scene when Raquel climbs up on a table in a crowded courtroom, pulls up her skirt and shows everyone her .....penis.
Seriously, there can be only one and this is it.
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