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post #51 of 89 (permalink) Old 07-11-2010, 09:50 PM
 
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My husband has been shaving for IDK how many years, and he still f*cks it up, and I make him let me cover the ingrowns with salicylic acid concealer.

He allows this (with extreme bad grace) because he knows it'll make them disappear within the day.

I'm an awful ironer. I don't know how to iron a crease in pants, and ironing a dress shirt gives me a mini-nervous breakdown. Nor do I know how to tie a tie.

The parallel parking fail is a much more immediate concern, however.
After I did maneuverability (basically paralell parking) I was so glad I passed and said to myself "I will never parallel park, ever."

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After I did maneuverability (basically paralell parking) I was so glad I passed and said to myself "I will never parallel park, ever."
I can't parallel park worth crap, oh well, I don't even have my license yet. That's my excuse XP

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I can't parallel park worth crap, oh well, I don't even have my license yet. That's my excuse XP
I did my drivers test 2 times. First time I passed the driving and failed maneuverability. Second time I just needed to take maneuverability since I passed the driving and ended up passing. I remember I was so excited when I went back in to get my paper signed I forgot my mom's keys inside the car. Thank goodness I didn't lock it, haha.

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Also buttering bread, when the butter is cold **** the bread all up.....no good.....


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I have a severe issue with doorways...the narrower the worse it is. I don't know why but if im not 100% focused on walking through them I somehow get thrown off balance fall into the left of them as im walking...

It's like the doorways have a magnetic pull for me. I know that freakin weird but it's true. It only happens with doorways though.

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I would also like to include that I am horrible at shaving. Some how I manage to miss spots.
God yes. I have shaving rash right now, SUCH a pain in the ass. No matter how well I prepare before hand, my neck always rashes up at least a bit.

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This. Oh so much this.

I also really suck at 'going out' past 1am. I'm only 22 , and already am bored with getting wasted, staying out at a club till 4, then feeling like arse the whole of the next day. I'm quite boring when it comes to nights out these days. I'd prefer to stay in with a few mates, a few beers and a pizza.






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Also buttering bread, when the butter is cold **** the bread all up.....no good.....


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The first instructor I had was just a doucher and made me nervous. The second time I had this nice lady who wasn't a grouch.

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God yes. I have shaving rash right now, SUCH a pain in the ass. No matter how well I prepare before hand, my neck always rashes up at least a bit.
When I let my facial hair grow out (a week or so) I just don't look forward to shaving it because it takes forever and I sometimes get a rash too. And I used to shave and then shower, never doing that again.

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I have a severe issue with doorways...the narrower the worse it is. I don't know why but if im not 100% focused on walking through them I somehow get thrown off balance fall into the left of them as im walking...

It's like the doorways have a magnetic pull for me. I know that freakin weird but it's true. It only happens with doorways though.

LoL...Ditto....not sure why either...

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God yes. I have shaving rash right now, SUCH a pain in the ass. No matter how well I prepare before hand, my neck always rashes up at least a bit.



This. Oh so much this.

I also really suck at 'going out' past 1am. I'm only 22 , and already am bored with getting wasted, staying out at a club till 4, then feeling like arse the whole of the next day. I'm quite boring when it comes to nights out these days. I'd prefer to stay in with a few mates, a few beers and a pizza.
Im 31 and feel the same way bout goin out, your early... I also live 20 mins from South Beach so.....

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The first instructor I had was just a doucher and made me nervous. The second time I had this nice lady who wasn't a grouch.



When I let my facial hair grow out (a week or so) I just don't look forward to shaving it because it takes forever and I sometimes get a rash too. And I used to shave and then shower, never doing that again.

LMAO....trust your abilities Composure you can handle pressure.

As far as the facial hair, I have a shit load, best thing to do is get a hot face towel and put it on your face, this will "soften" the stubs, next when you apply the shaving cream, I recommend EDGE sensative skin, you apply it in circular motions to work the facial hair allow it to stay on for at least 2 mins, then you NEVER shave against the grain, always go with the direction the hair is growing, especially near the neck area...Finally if you want you can use an after shave gel, I prefer lotion and again you apply it with the direction the hair grows, so like neck and chin I always wipe it in a downward direction.


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I would also like to include that I am horrible at shaving. Some how I manage to miss spots.
Oh my god I've had times when I'd miss spots and not realize it til I was out and about.

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I can't parallel park worth crap, oh well, I don't even have my license yet. That's my excuse XP
There is a glorious trick to parallel parking. You drive past the spot then back into it ass first and then straighten out. Friend of mine taught me how to parallel park outside a club in a spot like 15 feet from the door.

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I did my drivers test 2 times. First time I passed the driving and failed maneuverability. Second time I just needed to take maneuverability since I passed the driving and ended up passing. I remember I was so excited when I went back in to get my paper signed I forgot my mom's keys inside the car. Thank goodness I didn't lock it, haha.
I went with my mom to take my drivers test and it turned out the guy I talked to was a friend of the family, and he asked my mom how I was doing she said "pretty good" he stamped my papers and it was done. Ive never taken a drivers test beyond the written part.



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my brother broke 8 of my fingers in 4th grade, so my handwritting is totally horrendous unless i take
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