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Old 07-12-2010, 08:44 PM   #61 (permalink)
 
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LoL...Ditto....not sure why either...



Im 31 and feel the same way bout goin out, your early... I also live 20 mins from South Beach so.....




LMAO....trust your abilities Composure you can handle pressure.

As far as the facial hair, I have a shit load, best thing to do is get a hot face towel and put it on your face, this will "soften" the stubs, next when you apply the shaving cream, I recommend EDGE sensative skin, you apply it in circular motions to work the facial hair allow it to stay on for at least 2 mins, then you NEVER shave against the grain, always go with the direction the hair is growing, especially near the neck area...Finally if you want you can use an after shave gel, I prefer lotion and again you apply it with the direction the hair grows, so like neck and chin I always wipe it in a downward direction.


Then I jerk off......kidding but i hope this helps and look at you finally back to green after Chrisl972 drilled you on that NEG REP thread, you can rep me back now and it will count....good to see you back on the boards buddy....
Yeah during maneuverability I wasn't to composed the first time. And thanks for the tips, I think I have gone against the grain a few times. That could explain some of my problems.

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Oh my god I've had times when I'd miss spots and not realize it til I was out and about.



There is a glorious trick to parallel parking. You drive past the spot then back into it ass first and then straighten out. Friend of mine taught me how to parallel park outside a club in a spot like 15 feet from the door.



I went with my mom to take my drivers test and it turned out the guy I talked to was a friend of the family, and he asked my mom how I was doing she said "pretty good" he stamped my papers and it was done. Ive never taken a drivers test beyond the written part.
Lucky, I did worse on the written part than the actual test. I never really studied the book and then when I did finally got it, haha.
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Composure, your one of my fav posters here so I mean this in a sincere way, please keep your hair as far away from long ever again! Lol
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Old 07-12-2010, 08:54 PM   #62 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2010, 11:14 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Happens to me daily...

I think we all do.... Sometimes I do it on purpose....
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Old 07-12-2010, 11:22 PM   #65 (permalink)
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I think we all do.... Sometimes I do it on purpose....
It is the animal inside of us.
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Couldn't you just piss outside? I thought that was more manly, anyway. In my experience behind enemy lines, as it were.
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Time management does the trick for me as well.
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I think we all do.... Sometimes I do it on purpose....
When I'm wasted and in the bar... I occasionally write the alphabet on the stall and wall.
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I think we all do.... Sometimes I do it on purpose....
Especially in pubs/clubs! If I have to stand in a inch of everyone elses piss, they have to stand in mine as well. That's my rule.

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Couldn't you just piss outside? I thought that was more manly, anyway. In my experience behind enemy lines, as it were.
It is very manly, we're like dogs that way, we mark our territory.

However, if our manhood is out and a thunderstorm starts, we may start masturbating and pretend we are Thor or Zeus.
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