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When you get a little burn, it feels like someone has ripped your freaking arm off.

And I stub my toes on a regular basis and the proceed to scream profanities at the wall for being in my way.
I scream and give the wall a few smacks



Friction burns....i hate them so much, got one from a take down at training stings like fuk and now it wont heal...every session i knock the scab off
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Friction burns....i hate them so much, got one from a take down at training stings like fuk and now it wont heal...every session i knock the scab off
Or burning yourself by sliding on something like a trampoline. I was like, "Tampoline, if you ever burn me again, I will set you on fire..."


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Out with friends at the bar, only person to get IDed when we order drinks. Work suit, louis vutton watch and goatee.. I laugh but on the inside...




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Out with friends at the bar, only person to get IDed when we order drinks. Work suit, louis vutton watch and goatee.. I laugh but on the inside...


Your the forum drunk, your simple pains come from trying to twist non twist off bottle tops....
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Your the forum drunk, your simple pains come from trying to twist non twist off bottle tops....
******* right, the other week i tried to open some samuel adams and that shit cut my hand



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Mosquito bites on the fingers or toes. So annoying and there in a spot that gets messed with alot. Also I find when I suck the sugar off of ato many sour patch kids I get a burn on my tounge and roof of the mouth that just sucks major ass.
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I'm not trying to laugh at your pain, much, but this thread sounds like the "I hate when that happens" guys from the old SNL sketches.


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Eating a hot pocket you microwave for 2 minutes and 25 seconds, rather than the 2 exact minutes required to microwave a hot pocket, burning the roof of your mouth, and then having an irritating day cause everytime you eat or touch the top of your mouth with your tonuge you scream "BITCH, BITCHHH" over and over.
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Eating a hot pocket you microwave for 2 minutes and 25 seconds, rather than the 2 exact minutes required to microwave a hot pocket, burning the roof of your mouth, and then having an irritating day cause everytime you eat or touch the top of your mouth with your tonuge you scream "BITCH, BITCHHH" over and over.
2minutes for 1, 3:30 for 2

I must have stolen hundreds of those from my friends in college xD



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It's EXACTLY 2 minutes, 10 seconds over, and it's so hot you can't eat it. I've put it on random numbers, like 555 then start it, not thinking, like ok I'll check it in a few mins, got back and was like oh shit, what do I do now, how long has it been cooking?

That's some stupid bitch right there.

EDIT - I can't stop saying bitch tonight for some reason.

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