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Old 07-25-2010, 02:23 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Leed and xeberus just got paid motha F*word's. I will shoot 1 more million for the most racist, sexest or down right dirty joke ever. It needs a jaw dropping, sound stopping just straight up No way he just said that shit response. I will wait for it too, If it takes a day or a year I dont mind. Once my jaw drops so does the moneyyyyyyyy!!!!$$$$$$$$$$
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Old 07-25-2010, 02:42 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 07-25-2010, 02:46 PM   #23 (permalink)
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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution, bored out of their minds.

"How about having sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile.

"Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.

Silence took over... and the masochist says:

"Meow."
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Old 07-25-2010, 02:53 PM   #24 (permalink)
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a mexican, a frenchman, a englisman and a texan are all on a plane when they begin to experience turbulence. the pilot says over the intercom that the plane is carrying to much of a load and they will need lighten it, to save the lives of others. the frenchman gets up and shouts "viva la france" and jumps out. the englishman than steps up and shouts "god save the queen" than jumps out. the texan than gets up and shouts "remember the alamo" an pushes the mexican out.
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lol at xeberus' last joke, best ive read.



A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.


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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

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Old 08-05-2010, 04:09 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I met a girl in a pub last night and we ended up going back to her house.

After a few more drinks, we started kissing and having a bit of foreplay on the sofa.

She looked at me and said, "Let's take this upstairs."

I said, "Okay, you grab one end and I'll grab the other."

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I know so many sick jokes, but I really don't want to tell any of them, they are really really disgusting, so I went for a bit of light humour instead.
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Seeming as he wants damn right offensive... here we go, another Jimmy Carr gem.

This IS as edgy as it can get to be fair, you've been warned.
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Old 08-05-2010, 04:27 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Not sure what is safe to "unspoiler" here so just done it to both, last one is pretty bad though.




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two friends walk into a bar and order drinks, all of a sudden a drunkard walks up to the guy on the right and throws his arm around the guy and says "dude your mom is a dirty whore i just finished banging her a lil while ago". the guy on the right just ignores the drunk and he eventually leaves. a half hour later the drunk comes back and he tells the guy "man your mom is such a slut, you wouldnt believe what she just did to me". again the guy ignores him and the drunk leaves the bar. the drunk comes back for a third time and when hes about to talk to the guy on the right again, the guy finally blows up and says "DAD go home already, moms worried sick"
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Leed and xeberus just got paid motha F*word's. I will shoot 1 more million for the most racist, sexest or down right dirty joke ever. It needs a jaw dropping, sound stopping just straight up No way he just said that shit response. I will wait for it too, If it takes a day or a year I dont mind. Once my jaw drops so does the moneyyyyyyyy!!!!$$$$$$$$$$
I am quoting myself so everyone can better understand the re-defined rules. The funniest joke game is over but there is a new one and it is stated in my quote here. I am asking for an element of every taboo subject matter and as bad as it can get.

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