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Old 08-07-2010, 05:39 AM   #31 (permalink)
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I am quoting myself so everyone can better understand the re-defined rules. The runniest joke game is over but there is a new one and it is stated in my quote here. I am asking for an element of every taboo subject matter and as bad as it can get.
Additionally, I will give 1,000,000 credits to the first joke that simply beats my last.

I've been trying to find one for a bit and have failed thus far.
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Old 08-07-2010, 06:11 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I have somehow heard one recently which could be very very insulting.. but i refuse to tell it.. maybe cartman would find this funny (that kind of "joke")..
if someone is really that interested i will try to translate it into english and send him over a PM for them to decide if its okay.. still not promising i would..

i am still thinking about not posting this proposal.. but i hope no one will give a damn.. i am not that interested in those points tbh..

ps.. i wrote a novel about nothing here.. hmmmm..
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:11 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I have somehow heard one recently which could be very very insulting.. but i refuse to tell it.. maybe cartman would find this funny (that kind of "joke")..
if someone is really that interested i will try to translate it into english and send him over a PM for them to decide if its okay.. still not promising i would..

i am still thinking about not posting this proposal.. but i hope no one will give a damn.. i am not that interested in those points tbh..

ps.. i wrote a novel about nothing here.. hmmmm..
Dude just tell the freaking joke. That is the point here. Have you read the other jokes? Do not worry about offending someone, That is the point. Give the rudest most crude joke ever made with the moth touchy subject matter. But make sure it is funny and not just stupid and cruel.
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:51 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Leed and xeberus just got paid motha F*word's. I will shoot 1 more million for the most racist, sexest or down right dirty joke ever. It needs a jaw dropping, sound stopping just straight up No way he just said that shit response. I will wait for it too, If it takes a day or a year I dont mind. Once my jaw drops so does the moneyyyyyyyy!!!!$$$$$$$$$$
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2 Hours later the doctor comes back to the mother and say I have some good news and some bad news, the mother asks what's the BAD news? the doctor says "your baby has ginger hair", the mother then asks what's the GOOD news? the doctor says "its fcuking dead"
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Old 08-08-2010, 04:14 PM   #35 (permalink)
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oh well .. here it is..

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Old 08-09-2010, 03:48 PM   #36 (permalink)
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how many women's rights activists does it take to change a light bulb?

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a jogger is running along through the park around the lake one morning when he hears someone crying. he slows down and sees an armless, legless woman sitting at a park bench near the lake, bawling her eyes out.

with a saddened heart and kindness in his eyes, he walks over and asks her what the problem is. she sobs a little and says, "i've never been hugged before!" the jogger leans over, hugs her, smiles, and takes off.

the next day on his morning run he again stumbles upon the armless woman at the bench, sobbing yet again.

the jogger slows down and asks her what the matter is this time. she leans over, wiping her snotty nose and upper lip on the arm of the bench, and says, "i've never been kissed before!" the jogger leans over and lays a wet one on the corner of her mouth. he jogs off, waving bye to her radiantly smiling face.

the next morning, he goes jogging -- and sees that the armless, legless woman is crying her eyes out on the bench yet again.

the jogger runs over and asks her "what is it now?" the bleary-eyed woman looks up at him hopefully and says, "i've never been f***ed before..."

the jogger bends over, picks her up, and chucks her into the lake calling after her, "well now you're fu**ed, congratulations!"
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Old 08-10-2010, 07:11 AM   #39 (permalink)
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how many women's rights activists does it take to change a light bulb?

That was a good one, Not offensive enough but made me laugh!
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