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post #41 of 72 (permalink) Old 08-10-2010, 08:45 AM
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post #45 of 72 (permalink) Old 08-13-2010, 05:01 AM
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Mediocre joke, but pretty high on the offensive scale!

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post #46 of 72 (permalink) Old 08-13-2010, 06:22 AM
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Sorry. Judging from the OP and the other posts, I was under the impression this was an anything goes/read with a sense of humor type thread. If it makes any difference, I'm mildly retarded, hung like a poodle, and white.
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hey man i agree. just being honest i love offensive jokes!

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post #48 of 72 (permalink) Old 08-13-2010, 08:09 AM Thread Starter
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You guys are not making these funny enough, But they are offensive which is the point in a way. But it just has to be really funny. I would change the name of the thread due to the change into dirty jokes to Offensive jokes 101 or something but I cannot. But keep them coming!
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Here's one my uncle told me when I was a kid much too young for such jokes. He warned me to never tell it in mixed company because it's guaranteed to make girls hate you. He was right.



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post #50 of 72 (permalink) Old 08-13-2010, 12:47 PM
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Here's one my uncle told me when I was a kid much too young for such jokes. He warned me to never tell it in mixed company because it's guaranteed to make girls hate you. He was right.


HAHAHA. Great one!
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