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Old 08-16-2010, 08:03 AM   #51 (permalink)
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I was invited to a charity function recently for the Premature Ejaculation Society. I wasn't sure what the dress code was, so I just came in my pants.

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“How the f4ck did you get in here !!”
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whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?


Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
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I've been following Stevie Wonder on twitter the guy's a genius here is a small quote from him.


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Old 08-16-2010, 01:56 PM   #52 (permalink)
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I was invited to a charity function recently for the Premature Ejaculation Society. I wasn't sure what the dress code was, so I just came in my pants.

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I remember when my mum would tuck me in.

She really wanted a daughter
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I surveyed 100 woman and asked them what shampoo they used when showering …

98% of them said …
“How the f4ck did you get in here !!”
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whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?


Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
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I've been following Stevie Wonder on twitter the guy's a genius here is a small quote from him.


"lkjdlfknsdllkn lknfvij asl;k lkj llkg lkgjlksjfllk h kjALASSDVO mmh JFKFJ LKFJ hjgdkjbluyuf lhluyufn ggcytf'poj fdjhbb hghcki hdkj#[pytrshgvvm

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Old 08-16-2010, 02:05 PM   #53 (permalink)
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the opening scenes of saving private ryan were based on games of dodgeball chuck norris played in grade 5

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Old 08-16-2010, 03:55 PM   #54 (permalink)
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A charity single has been released in aid of the Pakistan flood victims..............raindrops keep falling on ahmed
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Thats going to difficult at the funeral tomorrow.
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Old 08-16-2010, 04:21 PM   #55 (permalink)
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Old 08-16-2010, 07:26 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Old 08-16-2010, 07:50 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Old 08-16-2010, 08:34 PM   #58 (permalink)
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Old 08-16-2010, 09:27 PM   #59 (permalink)
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why do japanese sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

so you can tell them apart from feminists.

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how do you know your wife is dead?
the sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.

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why cant women drive?
there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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whats red and hangs on telephone wires?
a baby that went through the snowblower.

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Old 08-16-2010, 10:39 PM   #60 (permalink)
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what sound does a baby make in a microwave?

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