why do japanese sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
so you can tell them apart from feminists.
how do you know your wife is dead?
the sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
why cant women drive?
there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
whats red and hangs on telephone wires?
a baby that went through the snowblower.
crop circles are chuck norris's way of saying that sometimes, corn just needs to lay the **** down.
chuck norris floats like a butterfly and stinks like a tomahawk missile at mach 5, to the face.
chuck norris has the best poker face of all time, he once won the world series of poker with a two of clubs, a seven of spades, a used subway coupon, a get out of jail free monopoly card, and a green number four card from the game uno.
god said let there be light, and chuck norris responded "say please."
"Only a warrior can choose pacifism, others are condemned to it."