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Old 08-17-2010, 08:03 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2010, 10:40 AM   #62 (permalink)
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A man gets home from work and sees his girlfriend standing in the doorway, suitcases in hand, about to leave him.
She's furious and says to him, "I found out you're a pedophile!"
The man says, "that's a pretty big word for a 7 year old."
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Old 08-17-2010, 11:15 AM   #63 (permalink)
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I guy is looking for a wife. So he starts dating young women with the intention of finding a pure and innocent bride.

While on the date with the first girl he casually asks her if she has ever seen a penis. She responds that yes she has seen many of them. That of course ends the first date.

While on the second date with another girl he asks her if she has ever seen a penis and she responds that yes she has seen a couple in her recent past. And that ends that date.

On the third date he finds the winner. When asked if she had ever seen a penis she responds that she doesn't think she has ever seen one.

So he marries her and on their honeymoon he steps out of the bathroom with a towel around his waist. He drops the towel and says "This my dear is a penis!" to which she responds "Oh so that's a penis! It's just like a cock only smaller."
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Old 08-17-2010, 04:22 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2010, 04:34 PM   #65 (permalink)
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Old 08-23-2010, 02:06 PM   #66 (permalink)
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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."

So Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I want to hang out with Adam, the first man." So the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford. When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey aren't you the inventor of woman?" Adam says, "Yes."

"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:

1) There is too much front end protrusion
2) It chatters at high speeds
3) The rear end wobbles too much
4) and the intake is too close to the exhaust."

"Hmmmmm.." says Adam, "Hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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Old 08-23-2010, 06:49 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, the guy tells Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention the car changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."

So Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I want to hang out with Adam, the first man." So the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford. When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey aren't you the inventor of woman?" Adam says, "Yes."

"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:

1) There is too much front end protrusion
2) It chatters at high speeds
3) The rear end wobbles too much
4) and the intake is too close to the exhaust."

"Hmmmmm.." says Adam, "Hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
I hate to get serious but I grew up in dearborn and must correct something. Henry ford did not invent the car, He invented the assembly line and revolutionized the car.
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Old 08-23-2010, 08:10 PM   #69 (permalink)
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i'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather; not screaming in fear, like the passengers in his car.
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Old 08-23-2010, 08:17 PM   #70 (permalink)
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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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