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KnockinUout 07-17-2010 12:25 PM

1Million points to the funniest joke
I am not going to give a time limit on this one. I want to hear the funniest joke ever. I want to read clean, racist, sexist and anything in between. DO NOT HOLD BACK. I will try not to let this go on to long but I think we need some good laughs. After there is a winner maybe we can keep it going and change the title to funniest joke ever thread.

SpoKen 07-17-2010 03:08 PM

It's a good thing there is air conditioning here...

Because I just brought the ****in heat! Oh yeah.

The Horticulturist 07-17-2010 03:40 PM

How do you titillate an ocelot?

Oscillate it's tits a lot.

xeberus 07-17-2010 04:56 PM

Its one of those 13+ jokes, contains profanity and adult themes.

HitOrGetHit 07-17-2010 05:02 PM

joey.jupiter 07-17-2010 05:12 PM

My cousin got kicked out of primary school the other day for having sex with a student!

Shame really, as he was leaving, the principal told him that he (my cousin) was one of the best teachers they had ever let go.

xbrokenshieldx 07-17-2010 05:21 PM

"Dude... I just prevented a girl from getting raped!"

"What? How?"

"I stopped following her."

MoopsiePuffs 07-17-2010 05:36 PM

(SpoKen: baby jokes... a bit much)

The Horticulturist 07-17-2010 08:30 PM

Say mine out loud, it's the funniest!

Timeless :)

Leed 07-17-2010 08:55 PM

A jet is flying across the country when suddenly one of the engines goes off and the pilot decides that they have to get rid of some of the weight, and to do it fairly he announces that they will do it in alphabetic order.

"A!" says the pilot, 'are there any African Americans?"

Nobody answers.

"B! Are there any blacks?"

Again nobody answers.

"C! Are there any coloured people?"

And yet again nobody answers.

Then, a small afro-american boy says to his father sitting right next to him: "But, daddy, aren't we african american, black and coloured?"
The father answers: "No, son, today we're N-bombs - let the mexicans go first!"

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