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Old 07-17-2010, 12:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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1Million points to the funniest joke

I am not going to give a time limit on this one. I want to hear the funniest joke ever. I want to read clean, racist, sexist and anything in between. DO NOT HOLD BACK. I will try not to let this go on to long but I think we need some good laughs. After there is a winner maybe we can keep it going and change the title to funniest joke ever thread.
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Old 07-17-2010, 03:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2010, 03:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2010, 04:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Its one of those 13+ jokes, contains profanity and adult themes.

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Old 07-17-2010, 05:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2010, 05:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Say mine out loud, it's the funniest!

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A jet is flying across the country when suddenly one of the engines goes off and the pilot decides that they have to get rid of some of the weight, and to do it fairly he announces that they will do it in alphabetic order.

"A!" says the pilot, 'are there any African Americans?"

Nobody answers.

"B! Are there any blacks?"

Again nobody answers.

"C! Are there any coloured people?"

And yet again nobody answers.

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The father answers: "No, son, today we're N-bombs - let the mexicans go first!"
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