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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-23-2010, 11:20 AM Thread Starter
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Funny missing links, creationist style

Some of you might remember that fateful day a few years ago, when creationist actor Kirk Cameron disproved the theory of evolution once and for all in front of a dumb struck audience, by presenting three transitional fossils that biologists have failed to discover, namely the crocoduck...

...the bullfrog (not the kind that actually exists)...

...and the sheepdog.

Btw, here is a video of the glorious moment (at 4:10)

However, these are far from all of the transitional fossils that have never been discovered despite ambitious efforts from evolutionary biologists around the world. After a bit of googling I came up with a lot more, and I would like to take the opportunity to show you a few:

The fronkey

Another fronkey

The ratodile, or the Bane of Darwin, as I like to call it

The babowl

Richard Dawkins would love to get his hands on one of these: The hummingdeer

The dobertoad

The flog

I'll just put the rest in here, don't know the name of them all

Just remember, no matter what your biology teacher might tell you, none of these animals have ever been discovered!
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I think the raining moment is when the god man said there is proof of god as there is proof that someone painted a picture, Where there is an object there is something behind it that created that object. Than the athiest says take me to gods creation factory and "Who created god". I am in the middle of this subject and have not come to terms with a belief but he had to feel stumped on that one. Than at the end kurt says they were just trying to say a bunch of non-sense to confuse people, I THOUGHT THATS WHAT RELIGIONS DID!!!!! Wow, I will be the first to say this is a GROWING PAIN!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-23-2010, 06:15 PM
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It's hard to believe we still live in a world where people believe Santa Clause and god(s) are real.

I guess there will always be a market for fortune tellers and psychics.
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-23-2010, 07:53 PM
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That Dobertoad is awesome. I want one.

Yeah, and for the creationist. If you're going to try to prove a theory incorrect at least try to understand what that theory is. Otherwise, well, you end up looking like these guys...
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-24-2010, 07:30 AM Thread Starter
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What I like about absurd missing links is that anybody can appreciate them. Hardcore creationists love to post them on their forums (yes, they are on the Internet even though science invented it) because they think they are embarrassing for Darwinists. Anti-creationists (such as evolutionary researcher PZ Myers pictured below dressed up in his crocoduck tie) love them equally, for obvious reasons. Even if you don't care either way, you can just enjoy the photoshop work. Everybody wins!
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OMG - It's like Pokemon all over! Thanks for a good chuckle mate

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I am still trying to picture gods "Creation Factory". What kind of machines are in that. If we had a human making machine I would make one hell of a woman for myself. I wonder if he controls how they come out. You get one that comes out like angelina jolie and you hear a big yeahhhhhhhhh followed by a strong wind (happy god fart). Than the next one is tipper gore and than it starts to rain (crying god).
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