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post #11 of 19 (permalink) Old 08-17-2010, 08:07 PM Thread Starter
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she is nasty. sometimes i wonder what it would be like to be banged by her...
She's definitely not the most attractive women, that's for sure, but her last HBO special was extremely funny.


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post #12 of 19 (permalink) Old 08-17-2010, 09:34 PM
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Whitney Cummings is ******* hilarious.

The roasts are different these days, but way better. They are low brow, classless, vulgar, but ultimately creative and hilarious.

Whitney Cummings and Greg Giraldo were the best roasters of the Hasselhoff roast. Other then those two, it was pretty average. The Larry the Cable Guy and Bob Saget roasts were better and out of control.

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yes i was waiting the whole time to see when she would go up shes really really funny, and greg giraldo was the man.my favorite joke came from the hulkster: "the last time i tangled with a jew my wife got half my stuff" loved how everyone was ripping on george hamilton too

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I think Hulk had it the worst as far as the burns. When Whitney Cummings told Pam Anderson she should do everyone a favor and drink a vad of Magic Johnsons blood, I was crying in laughter, then I almost died when she said all jokes to Pam apply to Hulks daughter..holy shit.

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I think Hulk had it the worst as far as the burns. When Whitney Cummings told Pam Anderson she should do everyone a favor and drink a vad of Magic Johnsons blood, I was crying in laughter, then I almost died when she said all jokes to Pam apply to Hulks daughter..holy shit.
that was a great one too shes a hella funny chick man

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You can see Greg Giraldo was even uncomfortable after that joke, sitting next to Hulk and all.

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It was all right. I watched for Seth McFarlane. Lisa Lampanelli seems like the typical comedian who's in a frenzy of rage just below the surface.


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http://kotaku.com/5616737/street-fig...-vs-hasselhoff
this would probably the greatest fighting game ever. i wonder if the main character would drink a 1/5 of scotch then eat a cheese burger off the floor for his special move

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Although it definitely wasn't the best of the recent roasts, it was still pretty damn funny. Giraldo was funny as always, Cummings was really funny and I enjoyed Lampinelli as well.

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