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Shinigaml 08-23-2010 02:19 AM

Which method would you choose to die?
Ok so if you had to choose how you died, which one would you go with? All these options are really ***ing gruesome so pick yours.

1. A dull knife beheading (60-90 seconds until head is fully beheaded)

2. Knife Stabs to the body until death (Would imagine maybe 50 stabs~?)

3. Gun shot(s) to the penis + testies until death

4. Burning alive (When performed by a skilled executioner, the person would burn in this sequence: calves, thighs and hands, torso and forearms, breasts, upper chest, face; and then finally death)

5. Sawing (In Execution by sawing, the criminal would be hung upside-down and a large saw would be used to cut their body in half, starting with the groin, all the way to the head. Because the person was hanging upside-down, the brain received sufficient blood to keep them alive until the saw finally reached the main blood vessels in the abdomen.)

6. Drowning (A slow process. It is an agonizing experience that is caused by suffocation because the liquid (usually water) interrupts the body’s absorption of oxygen)

7. Flaying (Flaying is when the skin of the criminal is removed from their body with the use of a very sharp knife. Attempts are made to keep the skin intact)

JuggNuttz 08-23-2010 02:24 AM

Bottle of Vodka and a handful of pills. less messy of a clean up.

xeberus 08-23-2010 02:44 AM

Personally.. I'd get drunk and use a shotgun. No pain, instant nothingness and almost no chance of surviving on in a bad state.

But out of your choices, I'd choose being stabbed to death.

mroutdoorsman 08-23-2010 02:55 AM

Out of all those choices drowning is by far the least painful...

BobbyCooper 08-23-2010 06:24 AM

Jesus, you watched to many Slasher Movies ;D

All of those options are crazy carzy stuff.

Personally, I would always jump from a building or cut my arteries with a knife.

But from your choices I would pick NONE in a Million Time :D

Danm2501 08-23-2010 07:44 AM

I'd rather pass away peacefully in my sleep. Why's that not one of the options? :p

Leed 08-23-2010 08:31 AM

I wouldn't want to pass away peacfully while sleeping - assuming that there is no afterlife, spirits and bla bla, I would like to atleast know that I'm dieing. (I'm still hoping for an immortality potion someday though!)
From these options, I guess I would choose drowning. How is it an agonizing experience thouhg? Don't you pass out rather quickly before you actually die?

HitOrGetHit 08-23-2010 08:57 AM

I would choose drowning from this list but if I had to die, I would jump off of a really high building. At least I get to sky dive before I go! :thumb02:

audit 08-23-2010 09:21 AM

I'd prefer to go in my sleep at a very nice old age after I've seen my grandkids grow up. But I have a feeling that my wife and daughter are trying to kill me earlier with all the school spending and how it goes up each year.

Composure 08-23-2010 05:17 PM

Beheading by plastic knife.

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