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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-06-2010, 01:23 AM Thread Starter
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I Like To Randomly Fart In Peoples Faces.

There is something thrilling about walking up to an old woman, who is sitting on a bench, and letting one rip right in her wrinkled face. I usually eat cinnamon rolls to make my farts even more nuclear.

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i remember when damone was a decent poster
lol, yeah, according to his post count he seems quite a poster.
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Wehehell i remember those times too xeberus.. could not always agree with his opinions in the past but they were not that bad as these farts i guess ..

then i took a longer break from this forum and when i came back everything was different.. like a atomic bomb fell and destroyed almost everything here (in that kind of way)..

i will try to be on topic.. and since when did you like to do those things and why is that?
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I started small by farting in my dogs faces. I had 2 dogs, and one would run away, while the other enjoyed being farted on. I then moved up to farting in peoples faces, because they usually don't like it unless they are into that kind of thing.

I tried everything to make my farts as rancid as possible: Eggs, chicken, steak, pasta, and nothing would make them as nuclear as I wanted. Then, I stumbled upon a Cinnabon. It was an old Cinnabon, that had a goblin looking, fat woman working there. I told her I needed to have special farting abilities, and she turned me on to eating cinnamon rolls, as the sweet smell of cinnamon makes your farts smell really disgusting. It's like the opposite effect.

I ate the cinnamon roll, and let one rip right into her ugly, fat, wart-infested face. She told me she was into dudes farting in her face, but she couldn't stand the smell.

From there, I believe that I am a farting super hero.

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