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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-03-2010, 10:16 PM Thread Starter
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Woman who gives sleeping man BJ convicted of ****

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BERGEN - A 23-year-old woman has been sentenced to nine months in a Norwegian prison for the **** of a 31-year-old man upon whom she had performed fellatio. The man, who was asleep on a friend's couch reportedly woke to find the woman having oral sex with him.

"I feel very betrayed," the man told a court in the coastal city of Bergen yesterday, according to Norway's Dagbladet newspaper. After the incident, which took place last January 4, the victim's friends made light of the situation, teasing the man. He also claims that the woman's 40-year-old lover, amused by the woman's antics, stayed in the room, watching. Faced with the apathy of his fellow partiers, the man recalls "sitting down and crying" upon returning home to his fiancee later that evening.

Currently, Norwegian police are seeking DNA evidence by examining the man's underwear and sex organs for the woman's saliva.

The woman claims that she was only "fooling around" with the man, who she claims was not asleep and who had, it seemed to her, smiled while she did so.

In an effort to provide some background for what she considers a situation which has blown out of proportion, the young woman explained that she and a lover had "made each other horny" and when the victim returned from the toilet "with his fly open, I took out his sex organ."

All three involved had been drinking, but none were very inebriated.

"They both said that this was nothing to take seriously, that this wasn't anything serious," the man recalls. Accordingly, at the outset of the trail, the woman claimed "this is a completely absurd situation. I never believed it would come to this." The Norwegian court, however, did not agree with the woman. In addition to the nine-month prison term she must serve, the woman has been ordered to pay 40,000 Norwegian crowns (approx. $6,355 USD).


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Just came across this. Must of been the worst blow job of the guys life :P



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post #2 of 32 (permalink) Old 10-03-2010, 10:23 PM
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Good God, that brought on some mighty lulz. The poor man.


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The Fiance probably found out and his easiest way out is to say that he was raped. lol




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Good God, that brought on some mighty lulz. The poor man.


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the poor bastard. if some 23 year old girl started mouth hugging me while i was sleeping.. id just.. come... to my senses and make her stop after all im a married man

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The Fiance probably found out and his easiest way out is to say that he was raped. lol
this is definitely a possibility. id might even do the same in that situation >_<



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That man is a disgrace.

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The Fiance probably found out and his easiest way out is to say that he was raped. lol
I'm pretty sure this happened.

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Now the odds of this happening to me are even less with this chick locked up halfway around the world, I just dont get some people.
I bet she gets lots of fan mail.
I wonder if she was hot if he would have felt the same.(assuming she was not)
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Pretty sure if I was engaged and I woke up to find some weird ugly fud sucking my wang I'd go ******* balistic.






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I'm more worried about the guy who likes watchin his girl suckin a different pecker. Who the ef does that?
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What an...interesting story! Very weird circumstances.


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