Well, the first sentence of your post says: "Say you see someone you didn't like and you punched them in the face..."
That sounds a lot like you attacked that person unprovoked, so them "teaming up on you" isn't really a ludicrious thing, legally, they *should* team up on you.
Now, for one punch to the face causing little to no damage getting the law involved is the puss thing to do, but if you just walked up and socked somebody, then theoretically you could get screwed by the law for sure.
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