i would try and find Dexter, and hope he would take the job..... cant do it yourself man.... he may want too... reaally reeeaaaallly want to... and i think everyone would understand.... but ya still cant do it.... thats about all i could really tell him.
Yea, I'm just stepping back and letting lets go as they will. I did mention that it would be obvious who killed them and he'd probably go to "**** me in the ass" prison.
If I was married and went on vacation and my wife closed our accounts and let some guy off of craigslist move into the house i bought to enjoy my possessions that i bought and is texting me telling me hes shagging my wife and enjoying my house and possessions.....
I'd be hiring someone to do some horrible things.
He did say he wished he could pay some guy just to go find them and shoot them.
I'd probably get divorced.
Tell your buddy to print, save and have a copy somehow of every message that prove's he is being screwed over. After all the rage he feels it will come down to going to court and getting his stuff back. The main way he can prove it is by people that send incriminating evidence over a text or e-mail. If he keeps his cool and has the proof he will end up on top of all this. Also it may also lead to his wife going to jail for some of these actions. If he even lays a hand on this douche bag than he does not have the leverage he couldve had. He should get his stuff back and than if he has to knock that guy the fudge out. Atleast spray paint his car windows black. That is always funny.
That is really good
Definitely what an intelligent person should do.
I'm too much of a ***** to do the things i'd want to do, so i'd hire some help i'd imagine.
I wouldnt be
Although I'd probably just buy a gun off the street, borrow a car from a friend of a friend whom ive never met, mask/gloves/alibi it up, break in kill them, rob them, ditch the gun in a dumpster, gloves/mask/clothes/shoes to be burned, drive back a couple states over and chill to the end of the vacation.
Originally Posted by Machida Karate
First id punch myself in the face for getting married to a crazy bitch, THEN i would go over to my house with the Cops to get my shit because she changed the locks...
And laugh at the dumb ass dude and crazy bitch, and i would look for someone else to start my new life, then LAUGH EVEN HARDER when i see that stupid bitch hit ROCK BOTTOM, because you dont shit where u eat!
And that bitches life is going to be a even bigger hell when i laugh at her and watch her life fall apart and i didnt have to do SHIT...
And id put salt in the dudes gas tank....
Good reasonable plan here
I'd see plastic sheets in their future
I'd be to much of a ***** to stab them i suppose xD
This sounds ridiculous enough to be true.
If it is true, then it all depends on whose house it is.
If it's my house, then I go home and ask them to leave. Prepared to defend myself. Probably stop and get a new front door on the way.
If it's not my house, then I call a lawyer, seek counseling and never go back.
edit: either way I change my phone number.
Well I can't say 100% its true because I don't really know the guy that well, but I'd bet it is the way he was talking.
Best bit of advice ever
its stories like these that make me feel Prostitution should be legal.... i mean really... the guy get his rocks off, the woman gets the money she wants (its what they all want amirite!), no one needs to know names and its c-ya later! if they good you might call them again, but you both know what your getting....
I agree 100%
Prostitutes need to be legal, I mean hell they're easy enough to find anyways. The difference would be: more tax money, less spread of STDs, safer environment for working girls and johns.