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post #1 of 30 (permalink) Old 11-12-2010, 03:27 AM Thread Starter
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Woman Sent Nude Photos to a Friend's 16-Year-Old Son

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Lori Darling David Sent Nude Photos to a Friend's 16-Year-Old Son

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A 37-year-old Katy mom by the name of Lori Darling David has been arrested for sending nude photos of herself to the friend of her 16-year-old son, who now is possibly the most embarrassed kid in Texas.

Thanks, Mom!!!

KHOU reports that David had been "jogging buddies" with the victim's mother, so there's that, too.

Court documents say David volunteered at the victim's high school, became friendly and connected via Facebook, because 37-year-old moms should always be friending 16-year-old dudes.

The two began to communicate; "the conversations were often sexual in nature," court documents say, "and on the 14th of October, 2010, [the victim] received images of the defendant which clearly depicted her breast and vagina."

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The law-enforcement officer who investigated the case said one photo showed David "kneeling on the bed, clearly displaying her breasts and vagina in a lewd manner" while the second just involved breasts in a lewd manner.

David gave a videotaped confession, the documents say. She is charged with online solicitation of a minor.
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairba...hotos_teen.php

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What do you guys think about this? I think its terrible. And why didnt my parents hot lady friends send me nude pics?


edit: havent found the nudes yet... if they are out there... but if they are.. i might share to members over the age of 18



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all i got to say is where was my chain link message from her
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this f***** *** ***** of a 16 year old male is the reason why more guys dont get the chance to get with the older hot ladies in the community. i say we slap the kid across the face and give him some community service. i mean id be a thing if she was ugly, he said no or he was gay... but to the police?

hell the only reason i did anything at 16 was to get laid. get a car? to pick up chicks and **** em in the back. graduate a year early? i wanna get me some college chicks. i lifted weights and busted my ass to get abs and muscles... just to look good in the mirror.. lol no to get laid.




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All of my friends had minging moms. Truly ogre-like.

If one of them had looked like this mom... AND she sent me nude photos??? Man, I would have been locked up in my bedroom with 4 tubes of lube and a whole bunch of Kleenex Super Balm ( nothing worse than friction burns on your doo-dah ) till the next set of pictures.

Do I feel bad for the moms son? Nope. Having a MILF for a mom should be considered a privilege.
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All of my friends had minging moms. Truly ogre-like.

If one of them had looked like this mom... AND she sent me nude photos??? Man, I would have been locked up in my bedroom with 4 tubes of lube and a whole bunch of Kleenex Super Balm ( nothing worse than friction burns on your doo-dah ) till the next set of pictures.

Do I feel bad for the moms son? Nope. Having a MILF for a mom should be considered a privilege.
having a milf for a mum is a hinder since if you banged her you would be incest and a freak, but that other boy had nothing to complain about son on a biatch he is


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having a milf for a mum is a hinder since if you banged her you would be incest and a freak, but that other boy had nothing to complain about son on a biatch he is
No way dude! Having a MILF for a mom makes you very popular. Nobody will beat on you cause they all want to bang your momma. Nothing puts a MILF off like some dude beating on her kids, nowumsayin'?
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So.. where are the nude pics?
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No way dude! Having a MILF for a mom makes you very popular. Nobody will beat on you cause they all want to bang your momma. Nothing puts a MILF off like some dude beating on her kids, nowumsayin'?
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