Lick My Frosting
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Milton Keynes, UK
Storm the White House using only savvy wildlife
How would you guys and gals do it?
I would distract security using cunning Foxes, they will dance merrily on the front lawn and distracting them so the rest of the team can get to work.
While security are distracted Ferrets run up the drainpipes and hide in the guttering awaiting orders to storm the premises, this distraction also allows weasels to station themselves in the surrounding trees.
Security come out to find out what is going on, the Foxes call out orders for the Weasels to fire their machine guns from the trees, disabling/maiming the security.
Meanwhile Moles who have been given detailed verbal descriptions of their surrounding tunnel underneath the garden placing explosives just under the front doorway in the building, once exploded this creates entrance for the Foxes and weasels to storm the premises.
Wise old Badgers, seeing this on CCTV direct the Ferrets to the rear of the property to enable them to attack any and all fleeing staff.
The President, with an army of angry Ferrets dangling from his nether-regions stumbles out of the front door, collapsing and surrendering his title and property to the continuing onslaught of wildlife commandearing what was once his.
ALAS! A wildlife-based government is born!
How would you go about overthrowing US government using savvy wildlife?