Originally Posted by xeberus
i figured id get coal and maybe herpes for christmas
Thing is getting Herpes usually involves having to convince somebody to have relations of a sexual nature with you(o any combination of you and friends, you and a farm animal or you, your friends and a farm animal would also fall into this category), we want this to be come what rational though so we just don't believe this is possible. (you and the farm animal is another story. I have seen photo's).