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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 01-10-2011, 12:38 PM Thread Starter
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Just curious as to weathe or not this would work a pole and opinion from expert type people like this forum. Could a person that is in general good health win a fight from a professional or really good MMA guy by biteing, and chewing. I have heared that no one can withstand a bite. If some one tried to clench just bite their nose ears cheak. rear choke bite their inner elbo area, and try to grab a finger and put it in your mout and bite it as hard as you can. chew that finger like a labradore retriever eating a hot dog with a chewie stick bone in it. If you get caught in a triangle go ahead and bite them nuts off. arm bar bite behind the knee and chew. Crusifix like big country put kimo in just chew that belly fat and dont stop chewing untill they submit like a whole chew it like you were eating a pack of gum.
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If you bit me I would probably take my thumbs and see how far I could shove them into your eyes. lol



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Well if you want to avoid becoming a cannibal I'd suggest these advanced techniques:





Then when all else fails:


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I prefer submitting my opponents with mind control.




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Well if you want to avoid becoming a cannibal I'd suggest these advanced techniques:





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btw the move on 2:29 actually works.

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Just curious as to weathe or not this would work a pole and opinion from expert type people like this forum. Could a person that is in general good health win a fight from a professional or really good MMA guy by biteing, and chewing.
Usually no, someone who is not used to fighting would be overwhelmed by the attack of a professional fighter and KOed/submitted so fast that he won't even be able to start to bite.

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I have heared that no one can withstand a bite. If some one tried to clench just bite their nose ears cheak. rear choke bite their inner elbo area, and try to grab a finger and put it in your mout and bite it as hard as you can. chew that finger like a labradore retriever eating a hot dog with a chewie stick bone in it. If you get caught in a triangle go ahead and bite them nuts off. arm bar bite behind the knee and chew. Crusifix like big country put kimo in just chew that belly fat and dont stop chewing untill they submit like a whole chew it like you were eating a pack of gum.
In a lot of submission techniques your head get fixed in a way that you won't be able to reach any part of your opponent's body with your mouth to bite. I.e. in a rear naked choke your throat is fixed in the crook of the arm and you chin above it, so there is no way to reach anything with your mouth. It's similar with the triangle choke.

With a straight armbar there might be a chance, but the emerging pain would probably in a reduction of ability to judge when to stop the armbar, so the MMAist would just pull that armbar through and thereby break the arm.

If you find yourself grappling in a streetfight biting is always a legitmate tool though.
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I prefer the "takedown from glasses" move(at the 0:24 mark)- one it's very effective if you don't wear glasses. Two- after throwing said glasses(or just faking the glasses throw) the "rapid slap-push" technique that somehow forces an attacker to the ground- that's like Jedi shit right there.

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