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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 02-04-2011, 09:46 PM Thread Starter
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So i got arrested while drunk at Wal-Mart.......

I was drinking and decided i wanted some cheap chinese lead toys and some chips.... i dont remember all the details as i kinda woke up in jail.... it was all a mistake, and im sorry.... i know the story would come out eventually, so i thought id tell you folks first. Please dont make fun of my fat arse as this is a hard time in my life.. and i appreciate the understanding. heres some pics of the arrest...

















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hey man no worries we've all passed out in walmart one time or another.

my god this one night. i was out and about to various clubs with friends. oh this is when i was underage, fake id ftw, anyway im getting slammed. shots at every bar, drinking beer to sober up. anyways we run out of booze (yes we brought some with us so we could drink from bar to bar). We're outside this strip club that doesnt serve booze and these guys have some whiskey, beer and absinthe (70%alc absinthe) and we get to drinking. anyways i gotta piss and going back inside is rly far away so i walk to these cars and just whip it out and start pissing, even pissed in one of the cars with the window cracked. i finish up, turn around there are 3 police cars with lights on and people are about to be arrested for drinking in public and open container etc etc. i casually stumble my ass towards the strip club, sit down the beer in my hand and head back into the club. yelled alli alli oxanfree and avoided going to jail.



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I hope people like this get thrown in jail for life- it's because of people like that that decent law-abiding bags of Lay's potato chips can't walk the streets late at night safely.

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this strip club that doesnt serve booze
Wtf?
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Wtf?
yea..

it was one of those "extra" less than reputable places.. they even had an elderly stripper..




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speaking of dry strip club (no alcohol), i went to one on my 18th b-day. the chick dancing was hot, lil older, like late 20's early 30's.... (i was 18) but still great body, nice natural tits... good stuff. well some wildabeast is on stage, and the hottie comes over and says anyone want a dance? my friends were like he does! and hands her money, i dont argue. she takes me to a booth, again slim and petite, nice natural boobs and shes wearing a tight slinky zebra print long dress with heels.... im liking it alot.


she starts dancing infront me and im in the mood feeling good... she askes if she should lose the dres... hellz yeah! dress comes off with her ass in my face and sooooo goood!! she turns around and there it was..........























the C-Section scar................





















wait wait wait.... how did we get from my fat drunk ass passed out on some chips in a walmart to strippers?........ well i guess it is an inevitable conclusion... but still!!


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Must have been some nasty chips...
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speaking of dry strip club (no alcohol), i went to one on my 18th b-day. the chick dancing was hot, lil older, like late 20's early 30's.... (i was 18) but still great body, nice natural tits... good stuff. well some wildabeast is on stage, and the hottie comes over and says anyone want a dance? my friends were like he does! and hands her money, i dont argue. she takes me to a booth, again slim and petite, nice natural boobs and shes wearing a tight slinky zebra print long dress with heels.... im liking it alot.


she starts dancing infront me and im in the mood feeling good... she askes if she should lose the dres... hellz yeah! dress comes off with her ass in my face and sooooo goood!! she turns around and there it was..........























the C-Section scar................





















wait wait wait.... how did we get from my fat drunk ass passed out on some chips in a walmart to strippers?........ well i guess it is an inevitable conclusion... but still!!
i think its mandatory to have a C section to work in low grade strip clubs xD

what gets me even worse... well.. i cant really say.. but... big, thick, strips of bacon.

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last night i got really smashed and accidentally kneed myself in the face giving me a big fat lip. then i went and crashed my neighbor's house party uninvited (and i don't know them at all) and played beer pong and found a guy who likes MMA and blabbed about it all night

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last night i got really smashed and accidentally kneed myself in the face giving me a big fat lip. then i went and crashed my neighbor's house party uninvited (and i don't know them at all) and played beer pong and found a guy who likes MMA and blabbed about it all night
If you would have found a girl that likes MMA and played beer pong with her - i don't think you would have fone much talking that night! EPIC WIN!

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