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post #11 of 36 (permalink) Old 07-15-2011, 10:45 AM
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A buddy of mine once pulled a gorgeous girl in a night club. We were all VERY jealous. She was stunning. Anyhoo, hes in a nice dark corner of the club, and they are all over each other looking like a nice time is going down. Then suddenly, my friend jumps up... his face a nauseous green colour. He felt something down below that shouldn't have been there. A fat sausage like object. Needless to say, we all pretended we thought she was ugly and took the piss out of him for the next 15 years. Fact is, any of us would have had a go, she was that attractive. Still, it wasn't me, and that's all that matters. lol @ my friend.

Moral of the story is, when you buddy is all over a very hot chick and you are feeling envious... dont be. You never know what the feck is going on.
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Good stuff.

Note to self don't go to Thai land xD also another reason to be proud of my Dutch kickboxing

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Ahh shit.. That is perhaps the greatest mind **** ever. I don't even know what I would do. It's like being raped.. But you did it to yourself and you wanted it.. Talk of gun play would be by no means a stretch.

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Damn.. I'd have given him so much shit over that.,. If it was me I'd have said she was married and I was being honorable or some bs that makes look good instead of having made out with a dude for the past 30min xD ..but heat of the moment who knows I might have freaked out the same

Is there any steadfast way to quickly tell even a post op tranny on hrt?.. Hrmm on their license they'd still be a dude right? Solid M for sex.. I gotta start checking IDs..

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I think it's fine for a person to have a sex change. It's their body, they can do what they want. And if they are a female born in a male body and they change and it makes them happy.. Good for them and it was the right thing to do. I'm not entirely unreasonable if I took a person like that home and found out after I'd let them explain themselves as I closed the distance, they'd walk away from it though, might be a labored task but still.

@everyone let's not do America vs Germany or Europe or Canada etc let's talk about chicks that were born with wangs



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A friend of mine made out with a chick a few minutes after she went down on me. That's pretty much the same as kissing a tranny right?
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A friend of mine made out with a chick a few minutes after she went down on me. That's pretty much the same as kissing a tranny right?
Haha damn

Did he know when they started? He didn't know did he xD did you spunk in her mouth? Jesus.. Poor guy xD

That girl must be slutzilla, nothing against her or sluts in general, I got a lot of love for the sluts of the world. When you strike out with the girl you like they make a good silver medal.

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If it was me I'd have said she was married and I was being honorable
As if anyone would believe you of all people.

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Is there any steadfast way to quickly tell even a post op tranny on hrt?.. Hrmm on their license they'd still be a dude right? Solid M for sex.. I gotta start checking IDs..
I don't know about the US, but in Germany they can apply for a change of their official gender status, so an ID check wouldn't be of much help.
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