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post #21 of 36 (permalink) Old 07-15-2011, 11:38 PM
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Good stuff.

Note to self don't go to Thai land xD also another reason to be proud of my Dutch kickboxing

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Ahh shit.. That is perhaps the greatest mind **** ever. I don't even know what I would do. It's like being raped.. But you did it to yourself and you wanted it.. Talk of gun play would be by no means a stretch.

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Damn.. I'd have given him so much shit over that.,. If it was me I'd have said she was married and I was being honorable or some bs that makes look good instead of having made out with a dude for the past 30min xD ..but heat of the moment who knows I might have freaked out the same

Is there any steadfast way to quickly tell even a post op tranny on hrt?.. Hrmm on their license they'd still be a dude right? Solid M for sex.. I gotta start checking IDs..

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I think it's fine for a person to have a sex change. It's their body, they can do what they want. And if they are a female born in a male body and they change and it makes them happy.. Good for them and it was the right thing to do. I'm not entirely unreasonable if I took a person like that home and found out after I'd let them explain themselves as I closed the distance, they'd walk away from it though, might be a labored task but still.

@everyone let's not do America vs Germany or Europe or Canada etc let's talk about chicks that were born with wangs
yeah australia fook yeah, had to do it. but i was listening to jim and eddie talk shit podcast with brian mccarthy and brian said he did this chick who got a sex change but he was already into it before he found out and did her/him/shim anyways, he said the snatch felt like frozen gummy bears and the doctors didn't get rid of all the willy meat they just shoved it to the back.
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post #22 of 36 (permalink) Old 07-18-2011, 05:51 PM
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Is there any steadfast way to quickly tell even a post op tranny on hrt?.. Hrmm on their license they'd still be a dude right? Solid M for sex.. I gotta start checking IDs..
On a guy, the finger next to the pinky will ALWAYS be longer than the index. Always.

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post #23 of 36 (permalink) Old 07-19-2011, 02:09 AM
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Mine is the same length



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post #24 of 36 (permalink) Old 07-19-2011, 03:55 AM
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On a guy, the finger next to the pinky will ALWAYS be longer than the index. Always.

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Intriguing.

I'm going to walk up to some women and yell "SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!" to verify.




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Intriguing.

I'm going to walk up to some women and yell "SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!" to verify.

Lol throw her a B-Ball ....if she palms it....yeah



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post #26 of 36 (permalink) Old 07-20-2011, 08:54 PM
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Intriguing.

I'm going to walk up to some women and yell "SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!" to verify.
or just wait for the hand job. Or would that be too late?
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On a guy, the finger next to the pinky will ALWAYS be longer than the index. Always.

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My index finger on my right hand is longer. On my left hand its shorter

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or just wait for the hand job. Or would that be too late?
ive had male doctors touch my junk before...




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Ive had female doc touch mine and didnt get an erection so........dear god



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