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post #201 of 1058 (permalink) Old 12-30-2011, 02:59 AM
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Too much is all you need to know friend. Too much.
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Too much is all you need to know friend. Too much.
Unfortunately, I can only tell when I have had to much by the amount of akward phone calls and texts I have to explain.. My barometer of drunkeness only works retroactively.
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Unfortunately, I can only tell when I have had to much by the amount of akward phone calls and texts I have to explain.. My barometer of drunkeness only works retroactively.
Never drank to the point where I called someone but I'm pretty sure I sound like Kitty Foreman and have a headache the size of Overeem's balls.
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post #204 of 1058 (permalink) Old 12-30-2011, 03:41 AM
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Unfortunately, I can only tell when I have had to much by the amount of akward phone calls and texts I have to explain.. My barometer of drunkeness only works retroactively.
My measurement of drunkenness is obscure youtube videos that i download.

a few weeks ago i woke up and found a video on my computer of two asians doing a cartoon medley.

I have no clue how i came across this.

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a few weeks ago i woke up and found a video on my computer of two asians doing a cartoon medley.
I have no clue how i came across this.
That's one sophisticated drunk you turn into.

I usually know when Im not gonna have much memories of the night and when I'm in the "Brain sleeps and the man does his thing" condition 2 ways:
1) if I start drinking spirits at 5 PM and I've finished my bottle before 6:30. Things will go wrong.
2) If I have had 4 drinks while my friends are still finishing their first. That doesn't predict good things.
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You'd need to be drunk...To marry me?

*bursts into tears*
He needs to be drunk to GAMBLE and marry someone he has never seen. He could either score and be perfectly happy with never seeing his bride before the marriage OR he could spend the night curdled up into a ball on the couch crying. And this is all based on the womens attractiveness and not one bit the personality. Men are simple creatures.

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Never drank to the point where I called someone but I'm pretty sure I sound like Kitty Foreman and have a headache the size of Overeem's balls.
If people are right about the Allastair oveROID thing. His Balls might be smaller then you think.

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That's one sophisticated drunk you turn into.

I usually know when Im not gonna have much memories of the night and when I'm in the "Brain sleeps and the man does his thing" condition 2 ways:
1) if I start drinking spirits at 5 PM and I've finished my bottle before 6:30. Things will go wrong.
2) If I have had 4 drinks while my friends are still finishing their first. That doesn't predict good things.
Lol yeah. i came across weird shit. also you look like a young dolph lundgren.

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Lol yeah. i came across weird shit. also you look like a young dolph lundgren.
But he has blonde hair When I was in Spain this summer, people told that I look like Ivan Drago. I guess this can't be a coincidence then...
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Never drank to the point where I called someone but I'm pretty sure I sound like Kitty Foreman and have a headache the size of Overeem's balls.
BAhahaha! Kitty Foreman reference = high 5!






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OOoohhhh just found this thread, posting pics of yourself is always risky on the interwebz forums but here goes,

Me and Jeremy Horn after training;


Me and Wanderlei Silva

Me cageside at UFC 138

Had to go for MMA related ones cause all my others I'm a drunken mess in. And I DO have more than one rashguard that's just bad timing on the rota.


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