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Things that piss you off.

Pretty straight forward thread what are the things that piss you off?

For me, its finding that their is a large circular crack on the front vendor of my car. A brand new car I bought three months ago and its already damaged. I just discovered it a few days ago and I have no idea how the hell it got there. The only thing I can think of is some piece of garbage wrapped in human skin backed right into my car (possible carrying pipes) and didn't bother to leave any information like his phone number or insurance information. I felt like John Travolta in Pulp Fiction when someone keyed his car. I'm so ******* pissed right now because that crack is probably going to cost me a several hundred dollars just to fix it.

Anyways, what pisses you off?

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I was sitting at this little hole in the wall cafe in fresno cali. It had been a long day I was in cali for family reasons and I was tired, hadn't slept and was quite a bit on edge. Out of no where this ass hole comes up and reaches into my basket of fries I'm in denial of whats happening. He takes a fry and slowing dips it in my ketchup and turns to walk away. I stand up and say "hey mother****er" he turns around takes off his baseball cap and aviators.. Its goddamn bill ******* murray. Halway eating my french fry he says "no one will ever believe you" and walks out.



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So, I'm at my buddies house. Smoking a few and playing some xbox. Generally chilling, but its getting late and my brain is starting to fry. I need to go home, I muse. My buddy lives in a god damn shit hole corner of London. I open the phone directory and embark on the scary luck dip that is: Finding a cab to take me home. I stumble across "Chingford Cabs" with the slogan "Comfort to your door". I call them. I book a cab. I wait.

This sleezy looking Nigerian gentleman with the most bloodshot eyes ive ever seen, pulls up to take me home. I get in the car. Bonny Tyler is on the radio. Total eclipse of the Heart. Jesus christ help me... I think. Ok, tune finishes, but, its on fecking repeat play. The tune plays 7 times before I get home. I want to kill the c*unt. What kind of sick twat listens to total Ecplipse of the fooking Heart all day long? I'll tell you... the kind of twat that pisses me off.
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In short, i HATE hypocrites.

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I was sitting at this little hole in the wall cafe in fresno cali. It had been a long day I was in cali for family reasons and I was tired, hadn't slept and was quite a bit on edge. Out of no where this ass hole comes up and reaches into my basket of fries I'm in denial of whats happening. He takes a fry and slowing dips it in my ketchup and turns to walk away. I stand up and say "hey mother****er" he turns around takes off his baseball cap and aviators.. Its goddamn bill ******* murray. Halway eating my french fry he says "no one will ever believe you" and walks out.
lol, he was right

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I was sitting at this little hole in the wall cafe in fresno cali. It had been a long day I was in cali for family reasons and I was tired, hadn't slept and was quite a bit on edge. Out of no where this ass hole comes up and reaches into my basket of fries I'm in denial of whats happening. He takes a fry and slowing dips it in my ketchup and turns to walk away. I stand up and say "hey mother****er" he turns around takes off his baseball cap and aviators.. Its goddamn bill ******* murray. Halway eating my french fry he says "no one will ever believe you" and walks out.
i agree with Leed, the man was clearly right.

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So, I'm at my buddies house. Smoking a few and playing some xbox. Generally chilling, but its getting late and my brain is starting to fry. I need to go home, I muse. My buddy lives in a god damn shit hole corner of London. I open the phone directory and embark on the scary luck dip that is: Finding a cab to take me home. I stumble across "Chingford Cabs" with the slogan "Comfort to your door". I call them. I book a cab. I wait.

This sleezy looking Nigerian gentleman with the most bloodshot eyes ive ever seen, pulls up to take me home. I get in the car. Bonny Tyler is on the radio. Total eclipse of the Heart. Jesus christ help me... I think. Ok, tune finishes, but, its on fecking repeat play. The tune plays 7 times before I get home. I want to kill the c*unt. What kind of sick twat listens to total Ecplipse of the fooking Heart all day long? I'll tell you... the kind of twat that pisses me off.
This made me laugh out loud. Not only because I could see your own the anger vibrating through my own monitor, I've had an extremely similar experience.

A Pakistani gentleman playing 'My heart will go on' on repeat.






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I was sitting at this little hole in the wall cafe in fresno cali. It had been a long day I was in cali for family reasons and I was tired, hadn't slept and was quite a bit on edge. Out of no where this ass hole comes up and reaches into my basket of fries I'm in denial of whats happening. He takes a fry and slowing dips it in my ketchup and turns to walk away. I stand up and say "hey mother****er" he turns around takes off his baseball cap and aviators.. Its goddamn bill ******* murray. Halway eating my french fry he says "no one will ever believe you" and walks out.
Bill "The Boss" Murray!!! Hahaha that is so ******* awesome !!!

Hmmm off the top of my head....what pisses me off the most is those goddamn stupid bubble letter T-shirts chick here have. They always say dumb shit like "Southern Girls eat grits" I want to punch every single one of um in the stomach lol



Doesnt that burn a hole in your soul?



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Through out the summer, kids were off of school obviously, which is all fine and good. Until Mr fatty no mates decides to dribble his football (like it's a basketball) up and down the ******* lane in front of my house every single day between 9am and 3pm. Not continuous which made it worse, he'd stop and go somewhere else for 15-20minutes. JUST as I relaxed he'd start again.

That fat little shit pissed me off more than I can say. I went out and asked him to stop 3 times. Each time he went away and didn't show for 2-3 days. He always returned though, like some asshole serial killer from a movie.






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