Please vote for two of your favourite paragraphs from the following...
When the stage is set, the fighters are announced, and the referee goes over the rules, my heart beat doubles in pace, my eyes lock on, and my inner chimpanzee starts raging inside of me. My mind which has been working at a million miles per hour trying to figure all the different possibilities of how this fight could go has the potential to be satisfied by one walloping punch or one lock of a joint. The outcome sometimes happens in a blink of an eye to a casual fan but not for me. Time slows down and every intricate movement by either fighter takes a decade as I await eagerly in anticipation like a little boy unwrapping his presents on Christmas day. When the winner is announced and he jumps on the cage screaming "IM THE BEST EVA" it reminds me that, in the words of Melvin Manhoef, "I live for this Sh*t".
I could go on and on about why I deserve this membership but simply put, the MMA Forum is my outlet to express my most intense of passions and this is why I need this lifetime membership.
Oh and also, M.C, KryOnicle, and Intermission have huge penises.
I think i am due the MMAF membership because i consider this place the most obvious, tolerant and pleasant outlet for the numerous nonsensical and illogical thoughts that enter my small and feeble mind. Being that i lurk somewhere between the bacteria that accumulates on the underside of Zuluzinho's jock strap and a cabbage in terms of intellectual prowess, the sport of Mixed Martial Arts, with all its unrestrained brutality and general cluster****ing of savage beatings, naturally attracted me. After falling in love with the sport i tenderly refer to as 'human cockfighting' i managed to navigate myself across the interweb to seek out like minded people. I settled upon MMAForum in the hope that i would find eloquent debate (the likes of which one might find in a Paris cafe), and though admittedly i was ultimately disapointed by the inconcievable levels of retardation present in the majority of discussion here, i have remained because the alternative is to sell my soul to the devil and engage with the lepers of internet MMA - the Shertards. I believe i should be granted the Lifetime membership because i believe my username would look very pretty with a gold box underneath it, and i would like the oppurtunity to see who has neg repped me in the past and exact an unholy and merciless revenge.
None of that was meant to be taken seriously (shock horror) i actually genuinely love it here. However, i am pretty drunk right now so i just let my mind wander, the consequence being that paragraph of useless nothingness. I would actually like a free membership because i spend an obscene amount of time on these forums, and greatly appreciate the intelligent debate and rapor i get with other members.
I wont be arrogant enough to believe I would deserve a membership any more than another poster. All I can say is I love MMA, and I love MMAF and (majority) of the members who post, we have a laugh and a giggle, and it's a nice welcoming place to be. We don't always agree on certain topics or points, but the banter is usually light-hearted and I like to think there is a mutual respect...even in disagreement.
MMAF is a place I look forward to logging onto every time, for all the hours I've spent logged on here....time well spent
Or failing that I'll just flash my boobs for you
Well, I think I should get a free membership for a few different reasons. First of all. I have probably visited this board every single day for about 2 years. But I only started posting properly this year. Through the 2 or so years of lurking around I have become familiar with a few of the characters around here and I'm pretty sure Xeberus is my long lost brother. You guys seem pretty cool and share a lot of interests of mine. Obviously MMA and heaps of you seem to have good taste in TV shows and movies as well as the random stuff that pops up in the lounge. Also, probably should be the main reason. I could contribute a decent amount to the forum because I live and breathe MMA.
Maybe one day when I'll have a big penis (Intermissions analogy) like yourselves.
I think that I bring an honest, unbiased perspective to this forum. I may be a bit of a negative nancy, and may not be the most popular, or the most well-liked but I don't think any member on this forum can argue the fact that I'm pretty polarizing myself and that I bring something to this forum. However, I have several friends and references on this forum with lifetime memberships that can vouch for me in the fact that I always try my best to be respectful and civilized in discussion (even though I have fallen short on some occasions). I'm truly passionate about MMA and love all facets of the game. Most of my husband's friend's wives go out and drink martinis and do other things just to "get away" when someone orders a UFC PPV. I'm there with the guys every PPV/Showtime/Fight Night/Versus event night, drinking beer, screaming and cursing at the TV and jumping up and down like a psycho everytime. I love this sport. Like I said previously, I may not be the most well-liked or popular girl on here, but I look at MMAF as an extended family of sorts. There are several members on here that I would be proud to call members of my own family.
Oh, and by the way...
I'm more than willing to challenge LizaG to a wet T-shirt or bikini contest
Dear members of MMAF, if you so choose to make me one of you I hereby swear to always be faithful to MMAF. I shall have no strange forums before it. I will not make an image or any likeness of what is written in its source code. I will not swear falsely by the name of its mods and admins. I shall remember the fight day and keep it holy. I will honor the rules and shall never be tempted to troll or pass other user's posts and opinions off as mine. I will however covet my neighbor's wife because she's hot as sin. I will post in the lounge while drinking beer, too. Also I just discovered whiskey for me. If you deem I lie, may lightning strike me dead where I stand.
See? I'm still here. (Phew!)
Honestly, I don't think I could still live without this place. To this day MMA is frowned upon here so you guys (and girls) are the only ones I can talk to about this great sport. I can't really tell what I've done for this place if anything at all but I know what it has done for me. You could say I grew up here as an MMA fan, from some guy who didn't even know that it was called MMA to a hardcore fan (if you can call it that) who doesn't miss a single event (that I know of). At first I was here just to discuss MMA but over the years I've really grown to love the forum lounge and its users. It's one of the first things I check in the morning and one of the last before I go to sleep. You guys cheered me up when I was... WAIT SOMEONE SAID BEWBZ?
I deserve a membership to MMAF because.... wait a minute, i have a membership already. What i really would like are those million credits. Ted dibiase was one of my favorite wwf wrestlers and the million dollar dream is my go to move in a fight. I would also like to pretend Im floyd money mayweather and drop stacks on a fight bet in vBookie. Please vote for me for the million credits. Hell, I'll even take 10k and be on my merry way.
if not, put me in the wet t shirt contest with liza and ari. I have decent pectorals which someone will appreciate.
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