This next ones rather embarrassing than funny. So i attended this nice get together, a party rather. You know, with reserved tables and all. So i was there, all dressed up nice and stuff until "Frank The Tank" inside me got out. Ended up hitting on y friends mom, sleeping in an abandoned cottage next to the place the party was. Somehow i still ended up in my friends house, waking up in their kitchen on my undies with my cell phone in that extra pocket. What the shit... There is a part II to this story.