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post #131 of 182 (permalink) Old 10-18-2011, 04:36 AM
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Advent Children, cause you have magic, sweet bikes, and you can carry around giant swords and grow your hair out long and be all cool and shit.

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post #132 of 182 (permalink) Old 10-18-2011, 03:06 PM
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Orgy ten times out of ten.

This going out slowly into the night is some bull****.

You must make out with one for two minutes (legit two minutes)


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post #133 of 182 (permalink) Old 10-18-2011, 05:38 PM
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Sex once a week, Pizza once a year. Pizza, although I loves me some, is bad for health and I'd just replace it with something else equally as tasty that's bad for my health.

Would you rather live in an extremely cold (barely livable, but doable) environment, or an extremely hot (barely livable, but doable) environment?
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Would you rather live in an extremely cold (barely livable, but doable) environment, or an extremely hot (barely livable, but doable) environment?
Extremely hot every day of the week. I HATE the cold. And yes, that deserved capital letters.

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Not much. Chubby/hot/cute etc can be worked out and exceptions made. But generally its a deal breaker. Many months ago I was offered a free bj from a hambeast, this offer came after I had imbibed 7-8 drinks (fast) and I still declined.

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You have a limited time machine: you have two hours in the past (has to be the past) what would you do with the time?
Its difficult to choose. If I said I'd go back and win the lottery, then my life leading up to when I went back in time would be different, so I would never go back in time, cancelling out the fact that I did go back in time, therefore nothing would change.


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