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post #61 of 182 (permalink) Old 10-12-2011, 02:35 PM Thread Starter
 
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Someone incredibly weaker and slower than myself.

There's no place for allegiances after Z-Day, but having the peace of mind to know you could always out-run/use as bait/eat your companion must be a comfort.

You fornicate with a very well known celebrity and film the sexy time.

Do you:
A) Release said footage on the interwebz?
B) Blackmail the aforementioned celebrity for:
1) More sex
2) Cash monies
C) Keep it secret... Keep it safe?

Bonus question - who is the celebrity?
It depends. If she was a bitch, I'd sell that shit and make her pay. If she was nice, I'd keep it secret and safe, and have the odd cheeky tug to it.

Anyone in my super special 'I want to feel you from the inside' list.

Would you rather sleep for 23 hours a day for a year, or be awake for 23 hours a day. You don't get any super special powers where 1 hour is enough sleep. You're going to need to either eat, was, drink water in that hour or desperately wish it came much quicker.






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post #62 of 182 (permalink) Old 10-12-2011, 03:29 PM
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I'd go for sleep 1 hour... loads of stuff id rather be doing than sleeping



Red pill makes you fluent in every spoken language. Blue pill makes you a god on all musical instruments. Which do you take?
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Blue pill, personally id love the red pill. But being able to play any instrument with absolute mastery is just to much to overlook. Ultimately that skill would make you rich, powerful, famous and get you laid by tons of women.

Similar question:

Red pill - doubles your lifespan in years but you must sleep 16 hours a day to be rested.

Blue pill - cuts your remaining lifespan in half, but you never have to sleep again.



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Half life with no sleep, for sure. No point in living double the life with only 8 hours per day, plus I love the night, means I can go 24/7 all day and night, that would be badass.

Can't hear, can't see or can't talk?
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Can't talk, a pretty damn easy choice if you ask me. Imagine walking in a park and not hearing or seeing a damn thing.. brr..

Does money bring you happiness?
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Money does bring me happiness. Most hobbies and forms of entertainment require money. From movies to games to technology, to cars to even things like hiking that (normally) require transportation to get to the hiking trail/gas, which are all bought with money. It's the way our society is structured.

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Vanilla, all day, every day.

Would you rather be attacked by 1 horse sized duck, or 100 duck sized horses?
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Well, the horse sized duck could trample me to death but what are a hundred duck sized horses going to do? I could eat some for dinner. France is practically 10 minutes away from where I live and they dig horse meat, so there's my answer.

Would you rather be really great at one thing and suck at everything else or have medium skills overall?




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Well, the horse sized duck could trample me to death but what are a hundred duck sized horses going to do? I could eat some for dinner. France is practically 10 minutes away from where I live and they dig horse meat, so there's my answer.

Would you rather be really great at one thing and suck at everything else or have medium skills overall?
I would want something I was great at and suck at everything else.

Who would you hire as your body guard if you had to always be around dangerous area(cuban drug import zones, compton and brooklyn ghettos, brazil slums)


Jim Norton
Nick Dipaolo
Dave Attell
Dave Chappelle
Bill Burr
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Hong Man Choi. He's not an amazing fighter, but he does have fighting experience (more than most) and he is HUGE, no one would even consider bothering in the first place.

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