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Old 10-10-2011, 05:49 AM   #1 (permalink)

 
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*MMAF OFFICIAL* Rant your ass off thread!

You ever come on here and just want to bash the shit out of your keyboard? For whatever reason? Petty reasons, good reasons or just blatently shit reasons. All rants big and small welcome.

Everyone recieves one per rant.

Today, when I got to the local park with my dog, it was pouring with rain, windy as hell and just miserable. So I planned on booting his mini rugby ball, as hard and far as possible, continuously, until he was tired enough then head home.

Enter lady I see there regularly. She's about 65-70, and lovely. But, it's quite obvious she's a bit lonely and doesn't EVER stop talking. So the first thing I say is 'in a rush today gotta get to work', try and be as polite as possible and carry on walking. 5 minutes later I'm hearing about some roofing she's having done. Anything short of me just walking off isn't going to work, which is rude as hell but damn, my dogs whining at me out of pure boredom (amen brother) and she just goes on...and on...and then back again...then on. This happens so often when I see her, and normally I don't mind too much, it's fine. I'll chat to her while the dogs play, but today I really wasn't in the mood for it. In the end I just said 'I really gotta get going' and headed off, as nicely as possible.

The rant isn't really aimed at her, it's aimed at people who cannot take a ******* hint, and continue to blurt shit out of their mouths and never listen.

I'm actually quite happy that that's the worst thing that's happened to me in a while, and the first thing I thought about to rant on. Obviously my life isn't too shitty these days

Your turn (if it's a rant about how this post bored you... fair enough)
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Old 10-10-2011, 05:56 AM   #2 (permalink)
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My brother and I went to Chilis for lunch the other day. The place was fairly dead, 70 percent of the seating was open. The sat us at a small 2 person booth. We asked our waitress if we could move to a larger booth and she got kind of pissed and said no because no one was in the larger booth sections. Thats cool, but the large booth was ten feet from the booth we currently occupied. I brought this to her attention and she said the host insisted that we stay in her section. 1. Why the hell does this chick care what the 18 year old douche bag host has to say and 2. why the hell cant she walk the extra ten feet? I started working in restaurants when I was 17 and have done every none management job that you can think of when it comes to that business, hell, my first job was at a friggin chilis. If I was this server, I would have walked the extra ten feet and avoided the 5 percent tip. Thats another small thing, if servers expect to be tipped better when they do well, they damn better expect to get paid less when they do shitty. My girl is a bartender and hates this about me, but I think its fair. Anyway, screw chilis, thats my rant.
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Old 10-11-2011, 12:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Thank god for this thread.

Yesterday I go and grab some cigars for a couple friends and I to enjoy tonight for one of their birthdays. Montecristo no2s from a local cigar shop. They were some of the best they had, 63$ for three and they weren't even cubans just some dominican republic knock offs. I get home I can't sleep, not even a minute until 5am. I was laying there in bed, alone (sad picture) and staring at the clock. I wake up to the loud obnoxious alarm I set on my iPhone. It's the sound of the apocalypse, grogginess behind my eyes and that ache you get in your chest when your body demands more rest and you weigh the consequences of saying **** it and sleeping in. Twenty minutes in the shower.. In thirty seconds. Rush to get dressed and drive to work. People bombard me immediately, everyone wants to talk or ask my opinion on some obscure shit I can scarcely even feign interest in. Talking to boss and he's being overly friendly, so much so that it's making me nervous.. Piss test next week sometime for insurance purposes.. Ruh roh.. Smoked a j over the weekend and my bf% is up around 13% (yea I was chugging beer mixed with pizza and twinkles)..

Tl;dr 1st world problems and a well off over privileged American complaining about them, who needs to man up and quit being a little *****.
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Old 10-13-2011, 07:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Thank god for this thread.

Yesterday I go and grab some cigars for a couple friends and I to enjoy tonight for one of their birthdays. Montecristo no2s from a local cigar shop. They were some of the best they had, 63$ for three and they weren't even cubans just some dominican republic knock offs. I get home I can't sleep, not even a minute until 5am. I was laying there in bed, alone (sad picture) and staring at the clock. I wake up to the loud obnoxious alarm I set on my iPhone. It's the sound of the apocalypse, grogginess behind my eyes and that ache you get in your chest when your body demands more rest and you weigh the consequences of saying **** it and sleeping in. Twenty minutes in the shower.. In thirty seconds. Rush to get dressed and drive to work. People bombard me immediately, everyone wants to talk or ask my opinion on some obscure shit I can scarcely even feign interest in. Talking to boss and he's being overly friendly, so much so that it's making me nervous.. Piss test next week sometime for insurance purposes.. Ruh roh.. Smoked a j over the weekend and my bf% is up around 13% (yea I was chugging beer mixed with pizza and twinkles)..

Tl;dr 1st world problems and a well off over privileged American complaining about them, who needs to man up and quit being a little *****.
im sorry xeb but

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My rant I hate political correctness, crappy mma fans( a lot reside here) new music, new movies, feminists, the gay,lesbian and bi whiny group GLAAD, gold diggers, unfunny people, assclowns, moron maoris(relax i didnt say all just the bad ones) sex and the city, the new two and a half men, big bang theory, glee, call of duty, australia losing at rugby, paul daley,perez hilton, fox news and their personalties cough cough bill o reilly and ellen degeneras.

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Old 10-16-2011, 01:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Thank god, this place needed a ranting section/thread. I don't have anything to contribute though, life is good.
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Old 10-20-2011, 02:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Was about to post this in the "What are you doing?" thread but I figure it's better off here.

For the rest of the year I will get up at 5am every day (except for Sundays), drive to the university, do some stuff in the lab until 6pm, drive home, eat and sleep. Plus there is still this girl who is still taken but whom I've slept with that calls me every night to talk about all sorts of stuff and who for some reason probably thinks I'm her gay friend because I won't let her cheat on her boyfriend with me (again)... which is probably why she calls every night to talk about stuff... thinking about it, I'm probably making the guy very happy. He gets all the action and doesn't even have to listen to her. Isn't life great?
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If he does think that and he's an asshole, nail her and send him photos.

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Dude, you have no idea how bad I want to do this. It's such a tease knowing that she'd probably let me take her any time. But she's in a relationship and won't break up with him. I've had a girl cheat on me and I'm not going to be, you know, that guy.
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Was about to post this in the "What are you doing?" thread but I figure it's better off here.

For the rest of the year I will get up at 5am every day (except for Sundays), drive to the university, do some stuff in the lab until 6pm, drive home, eat and sleep. Plus there is still this girl who is still taken but whom I've slept with that calls me every night to talk about all sorts of stuff and who for some reason probably thinks I'm her gay friend because I won't let her cheat on her boyfriend with me (again)... which is probably why she calls every night to talk about stuff... thinking about it, I'm probably making the guy very happy. He gets all the action and doesn't even have to listen to her. Isn't life great?
Sir! You are getting shafted. Nine times out of ten the situation you described is the traditional "friendzone" scenario. But you sir are a handsome beast and you come across as having self confidence, so I'm inclined to believe you really are trying to do the "noble" thing. That being said there is another side to this story. Which is that this girl is smitten with you and is having an "emotional affair" (don't lol, apparently such a thing exists and to girls it's important) and is willing to have a sexual affair as well. What I'm getting at is maybe you would be doing better by the guy to see their relationship end so he can move on. Oh and so you can hit that under the guise of fair play.
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Sir! You are getting shafted. Nine times out of ten the situation you described is the traditional "friendzone" scenario. But you sir are a handsome beast and you come across as having self confidence, so I'm inclined to believe you really are trying to do the "noble" thing. That being said there is another side to this story. Which is that this girl is smitten with you and is having an "emotional affair" (don't lol, apparently such a thing exists and to girls it's important) and is willing to have a sexual affair as well. What I'm getting at is maybe you would be doing better by the guy to see their relationship end so he can move on. Oh and so you can hit that under the guise of fair play.
So what you're saying is... I am her gay friend?

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