You ever come on here and just want to bash the shit out of your keyboard? For whatever reason? Petty reasons, good reasons or just blatently shit reasons. All rants big and small welcome.
Everyone recieves one
Today, when I got to the local park with my dog, it was pouring with rain, windy as hell and just miserable. So I planned on booting his mini rugby ball, as hard and far as possible, continuously, until he was tired enough then head home.
Enter lady I see there regularly. She's about 65-70, and lovely. But, it's quite obvious she's a bit lonely and doesn't EVER stop talking. So the first thing I say is 'in a rush today gotta get to work', try and be as polite as possible and carry on walking. 5 minutes later I'm hearing about some roofing she's having done. Anything short of me just walking off isn't going to work, which is rude as hell but damn, my dogs whining at me out of pure boredom (amen brother) and she just goes on...and on...and then back again...then on. This happens so often when I see her, and normally I don't mind too much, it's fine. I'll chat to her while the dogs play, but today I really wasn't in the mood for it. In the end I just said 'I really gotta get going' and headed off, as nicely as possible.
The rant isn't really aimed at her, it's aimed at people who cannot take a ******* hint, and continue to blurt shit out of their mouths and never listen.
I'm actually quite happy that that's the worst thing that's happened to me in a while, and the first thing I thought about to rant on. Obviously my life isn't too shitty these days
Your turn (if it's a rant about how this post bored you... fair enough)