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SideWays222 12-06-2011 11:34 PM

I fought off a guy that had a knife.
 
Anyway i was making a deal with someone. I dont want to go into the details but it was 120$ moneys worth. The guy tells me the chick wants to see the money first but i told him i cant do that. He is sitting shotgun btw. He then proceeded to take out a knife and told me he would kill me if he didnt get the money. I was sitting there shocked just looking at the knife and i told him "Cmon dude you dont want to do this" he then told me he would kill me again. He proceeded to reach into my pocket forcefully and when i moved his hand he pricked me with the knife. That just set off a natural reaction and i grabbed the hand with the knife and tried to get it out while headbutting him with the side of my head. He proceeded to flee but had a leg stuck in my car. I grabbed the lag and pushed it out but as i did that he managed to jab me into my nose. I was too busy staring at the knife to care about his other arm. He busted my nose open but i was able to shuv him out and drive out of there.

Probably the scariest thing i have ever been a part off. My nose bled all the way home which was like a 40minute drive and i started getting dizzy. Now im alright though and my lip is a bit swollen but thats it.


BTW... i know the smart thing would have been giving him the money. But i guess my natural reaction was to fight.

Rusty 12-06-2011 11:45 PM

Your dad would be proud.



























That he is paying for your insurance. Since when have bjs from a man cost a hundred bucks either?

SideWays222 12-06-2011 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RustyRenegade (Post 1513464)
Your dad would be proud.



























That he is paying for your insurance. Since when have bjs from a man cost a hundred bucks either?

k



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Anyway i think im going to turn Skyrim on.

Scarecrow 12-07-2011 02:11 AM

Drugs are bad, mkay?

SideWays222 12-07-2011 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scarecrow (Post 1513501)
Drugs are bad, mkay?


very bad.

The crowds are even worse.

But im in college. I cant be the only college kid that does drugs lol



That said... not every college kid gets almost stabbed to death.

JuggNuttz 12-07-2011 04:53 AM

so close to a Darwin Award......

SideWays222 12-07-2011 05:29 AM

Is it appropriate for me to make a 9/11 joke referencing myself and how i would have saved them?

M.C 12-07-2011 05:41 AM

Crazy story. Need to be careful out there.

With that said, is the knife okay?

SideWays222 12-07-2011 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M.C (Post 1513543)
Crazy story. Need to be careful out there.

With that said, is the knife okay?

Yeah it was definitely a wake up call. I cant just trust people that my friend "knows". I think im gonna chill for a while and take a break on the bad habits and from now on only go through people i trust 100%. Who knows... next time i might not get lucky and il be driving home bleeding from my gut... or maybe i wont even get to drive away at all.

Anyway... the knife is fine. My lip is a bit swollen. The robbers nose is probably broken since i headbutted him like 10x. Which is probably why he decided to flee.

K R Y 12-07-2011 06:28 AM

Getting stabbed is always going to be a possible outcome when buying drugs. Similar to sleeping with a hooker without a condom and getting an STI.

I've never valued a chemical over my life, so have stayed away from hard drugs. I assume it's hard drugs, as weed is so easy to get from random stoners in college that wouldn't stab a fly.

If you wanna do drugs, cool, no judgement from me. But I also don't sympathise when the outcome is rough.

Crazy story though, I bet the adrenaline high was better than whatever shit you were buying too :D


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