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Rauno 02-02-2012 01:37 PM

Sex
 
Now that i got your attention. :D Is it easy to get laid where you live? I've always thought that for example, in the bigger cities in the US, it can't be difficult. With all the opportunites the cities possess: clubs, bars, population, tourists looking for fun etc. Am i right/wrong? I know it's difficult to measure though, this forum is pretty diverse and cultural differences and whatnot are different.

I live near a city with population of 42 000+ people. When you hit the club, there are at least 25% of people you've already seen or know so you gotta be at the top of your game. Funny, groomed and confident usually does the trick.

So, how about it?

G_Land 02-02-2012 02:22 PM

The smaller the place the harder it gets. When I was in San Diego it was so easy ...moved back home and BOOM back to the grind. Small towns everybody knows everybody. When I go to drill it's 5 hours away and nobody knows me. It still happens but you have to work way way harder.

I agree the bigger the place the easier it gets.

How did I make it in here before our in house expert??? XEB where are you?:praise01:

Toxic 02-02-2012 02:32 PM

When I was single I found cities between 50-100 000 to be the best. When you start to get bigger people get less trusting but that size range tends to be the happy medium where everybody doesn't know everybody so inhibitions are down but not quite big enough where women consider it dangerous to go home with somebody they just met.

cloudpump 02-02-2012 03:10 PM

For some reason when I was in a big city it was harder. Small town's theres nothing better to do. Get drunk, fight, or get laid.

Composure 02-02-2012 03:22 PM

I'm tall, everyone wants me.

xeberus 02-02-2012 03:36 PM

Well.. I wouldn't say it's hard to meet or hook up with girls in my town. But I'm a far cry from my college days. I've discovered that a lot of ex-gfs are down for booty calls. So at any given time I have a few girls I can just call and have a good shot at getting some. Because of that my opinion on getting laid might be different than how it really is.

But assuming I'm brand new in town or looking for a one nighter, I think it depends a lot on me whether I'd get laid or not. Being how I look, my confidence level and how far I'm willing to lower my standards to get laid. Let's face it on any given night you can find a fatty/mugly/slutzilla and you can probably take them to their place. Notice I said their place, unless you want to wake up next to that and have the awkward situation the next day and have her know where you live, use her place. Besides you can always "leave for cigarettes" and gtfo. But let's say I'm in a place and manage to get a 9/10 girl in conversation and showing signs of attraction there is maybe a one in four chance I'll be able to pull it off, one in two if she's there without friends and alcohol/drugs are involved. But all in all I've grown weary of one night stands, and I'll be honest it's because of condoms and they suck mostly. But always use condoms, or the VD fairy will come and hack your junk off with an axe. :thumb02:

Hawndo 02-02-2012 06:07 PM

Only the 4th biggest city in Scotland, population 140k so will be tiny compared to some places you guys live.

That said, teenage pregnancy capital of Europe, BOOYAH! I once heard the chat up line "here love you wanting pumped?" actually work. Sluts galore, also kids and STD galore too.

If you're into it Dundee is the place to be for sex with skanks. We actually have a nightclub designated to shagging middle aged woman. The Deja Vu (or Dirty Deja/Grab a Granny club) is just this meeting place were horny middle aged woman go to have sex. Also guaranteed sex for youngish men.

We also had a designated jail bait club called London. They let girls in regardless of age. I went once when i was 18 and a girl wearing only a bra and tiny denim hot pants that showed most of her arse walked over to me, put her hands round my waist and tried to kiss me. She was also kike 13. I got the **** out of dodge.

If you're into random sex Dundee is mad for it. I personally aren't too interested, I'm not a priest like, would just rather have girlfriend who isn't a skank and sadly they are hard to come by.

G_Land 02-02-2012 06:37 PM

*Booking a flight to Dundee*

Hawndo 02-02-2012 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by G_Land (Post 1544938)
*Booking a flight to Dundee*

Cheap night outs too, you can crash at my place :thumb02:

G_Land 02-02-2012 06:49 PM

Ive honestly always wanted to go to Scotland. My family is Scottish...way back but still. Do you know how much flights are ?


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