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post #11 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-07-2008, 05:20 PM
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I'm glad you think Jesus is so funny. I'll say a prayer for all you heathens.
C'mon man we're all not heathens, yeah Chris is definitely a heathen but the rest of us are semi-heathens at best. I try to be more heathen but it's hard work you know?

Don't you think Jesus understands humor?


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post #12 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-07-2008, 05:54 PM
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So, like, who had Jesus in a submission, and what submission was it exactly?

I'm just picturing an Isrealite working the clinch and taking Jesus down with an awesome trip, but I just can't put together the submission.

And another question. Did the ref call the fight or like, did Jesus escape the sub and work his own GnP? Or did he get up and argue with the ref for calling it too early and that he didn't tap?
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I thought Jesus didn't tap because his hands were nailed to the crucifix, no?

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post #14 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-07-2008, 07:43 PM Thread Starter
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post #15 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-07-2008, 07:45 PM
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Doesn't matter if he didn't tap. He lost by split decision.

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Dude, you obviously have way to much time on your hands.
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post #17 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-07-2008, 07:49 PM
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So which gym did Jesus train out of anyway? Was the ground game his strong point, or was he a merciless counter-puncher?
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When's the rematch? THE FANS WANT THE REMATCH! Did Jesus ask Dana for too much money? Silly greedy Jesus.

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Hey what if Jesus signed with AFFLICTION? Would the folks at JDT revoke his sponsorship deal?

So many questions.
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post #20 of 34 (permalink) Old 08-07-2008, 07:57 PM
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[IMG]http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll258/GIANNISCKY/414px-****YourSinsJesus.png[/IMG]

Jesus didn't tap but he didn't fight either, right?

That means the judges scorecards would go something like this:

10-0
10-0
10-0

AND THE WINNER BY THE JUDGES SCORECARDS IIIIIIIIIIIIS.......

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