1love

Like I said before, you have way to much time on your hands.

Chrisl972

Does it bother you at all that we can say the things we say and do the things we do, and Jesus still loves us as much as he loves you?

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plazzman

I wonder if Jesus braids his hair like Tanner, or lets it all hang down in his face like Guida? Surely it could pose as an obstacle.

bbjd7

Come on man I'm a christian as well but if you can't laugh at what these guys are saying you have no sense of humor.

This thread is classic man.

BTW Jesus didn't tap he verbally submitted haven't you guys ever been to church they teach you that week 1.

All_In

Que epiphany bells...now!

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xeberus

Christian mma shirts?

lol, bastardizing religion for money. Whew talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel.



What did jesus say when they nailed him to the cross?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



I once nailed this girl so hard, the romans called... They want to hire me in case the son of god shows up again.

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Chrisl972

Just incase he didn't get this post, I'll help a little.




e·piph·a·ny Audio Help /ɪˈpɪfəni/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[i-pif-uh-nee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -nies. 1. (initial capital letter) a Christian festival, observed on January 6, commemorating the manifestation of Christ to the gentiles in the persons of the Magi; Twelfth-day.
2. an appearance or manifestation, esp. of a deity.
3. a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something, usually initiated by some simple, homely, or commonplace occurrence or experience.
4. a literary work or section of a work presenting, usually symbolically, such a moment of revelation and insight.


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[Origin: 1275–1325; ME epiphanie < LL epiphanīa < LGk epipháneia, Gk: apparition, equiv. to epi- epi- + phan- (s. of phaínein to appear) + -eia -y3]

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joppp

Why doesn't Christians has any humour? As an agnostic who believes in science and logic I love to make fun of logic and scinece...

(If god was all that great why the eternal sadistic punishments for wrongdoing anyways?)

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xeberus

Well its not necessarily about god. Its more what kind of christian god the believe in. I came to realize people who believe in some kind of god, often look and act just like that the god they believe in.

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