So who wants to see the reason why I will die from heart disease at the age of 40?
I have already planned two weeks of healthy meals to counteract the Bacon Explosion.
Hhahahahhaha...that really made me laugh. Homer J. would be proud.
But seriously that is a heart attack waiting to happen. Good lord that's about 5,000 mg of sodium intake packed with 100+ grams of greasy pork lipids, sodium nitrate galore, oh that looks good. But my heart wouldn't be the same after.
Curious, what's your two week detox plan...lolz!
Marcus Aurelius: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here?
Maximus: For the glory of the Empire, sire.