I am really hating this thread right now . I landed a pretty sweet job at a top ranked (ranked 14th overall in the country) hospital, but I need to pass the piss test before I'm officially in. I haven't smoked in about 3 weeks but I was a heavy smoker before then and the THC is being a little bit stubborn coming out
My test is this Friday and I might have to pony up 50 bucks for a masking drink. Weed being illegal is such bullsh1t, and has nothing to do with it's effects or any health concerns.
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I am really hating this thread right now . I landed a pretty sweet job at a top ranked (ranked 14th overall in the country) hospital, but I need to pass the piss test before I'm officially in. I haven't smoked in about 3 weeks but I was a heavy smoker before then and the THC is being a little bit stubborn coming out
My test is this Friday and I might have to pony up 50 bucks for a masking drink. Weed being illegal is such bullsh1t, and has nothing to do with it's effects or any health concerns.
You can of course do the Vincent Chase method (use someone else's piss) or the cleanser. Had a friend use it, apparently it worked. GNC stores should carry it.
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You can of course do the Vincent Chase method (use someone else's piss) or the cleanser. Had a friend use it, apparently it worked. GNC stores should carry it.
Yeah I've been using a detox cleanser and drinking fluids for a week now, but I've been a couch potato while unemployed so it's stored in my fat (thc is fat soluble). I'm not obese or anything (5'10 180 average) but I'm still pissing positive so its stuck there really good even after the cleanser. For peace of mind I'll probably just get the 5 hour masker, which I have had success with in the past, but it's 50 bucks
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I remember reading a legit scientific paper (from like 1993) that said that visine (1 part : 9 parts piss) effectively lowers the detectable amounts of THC metabolites in urine.
It is definitely undetectable (neutral pH, no change in color etc.) but drug tests have probably advanced since then. I've used it twice and passed, but I mostly used it as a precaution and I probably would have passed anyway.
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. I landed a pretty sweet job at a top ranked (ranked 14th overall in the country) hospital, but I need to pass the piss test before I'm officially in. I haven't smoked in about 3 weeks but I was a heavy smoker before then and the THC is being a little bit stubborn coming out 
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