[UFCFAN33]

I still watch some re-runs of Mr. Rogers. Yea thats right..."It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood."

[Onganju]

Nice thread here. All right... Here's a few:

I used to think that Peter Burns from the band Dead or Alive was the most beautiful woman in the world back when I was 11. I didn't know "she" was a he. Can you blame me:


Every time "Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club is playing, I can't help but sing along. Hell, I can belt that shit out in Karaoke and I don't have to be drunk to do it!

I've actually stood up a girlfriend after school to rush home and play video games.

There's probably more... But I'm work, so I got's to do stuff.

BTW - Masturbation is in no way shameful. Hell, I'd attest to the fact that I've suffered no vision loss or started to turn to stone. It's only made my forearms huge.

[ID06]

I cheated on my girlfriend on Good Friday.

I beat up a kid because I am a homophobe and thought he was gay.

I threw a paintball grenade at a car and made the person take out a mailbox

I killed my neighbors cat with a pellet rifle and never told them about it, I just threw the cat in a creek.

I put porn on my teachers computer to try and get her fired

I threw a candy apple of a balcony of a hotel at the beach from over 10 storys up and sent it straight through a car wind-shield

[Onganju]

Originally Posted by Iron Daisy06

I cheated on my girlfriend on Good Friday.

Hehe... That reminds me of another one. When I first ended up doing the horizontal mambo with my then girlfriend (now my wife), it was right after church and I had the song "Onward Christian Soldier" stuck in my head.

[esv]

Originally Posted by Iron Daisy06

I cheated on my girlfriend on Good Friday.

I beat up a kid because I am a homophobe and thought he was gay.

I threw a paintball grenade at a car and made the person take out a mailbox

I killed my neighbors cat with a pellet rifle and never told them about it, I just threw the cat in a creek.

I put porn on my teachers computer to try and get her fired

I threw a candy apple of a balcony of a hotel at the beach from over 10 storys up and sent it straight through a car wind-shield

Lol nice!

[WouldLuv2FightU]

Originally Posted by Iron Daisy06

I cheated on my girlfriend on Good Friday.

I beat up a kid because I am a homophobe and thought he was gay.

I threw a paintball grenade at a car and made the person take out a mailbox

I killed my neighbors cat with a pellet rifle and never told them about it, I just threw the cat in a creek.

I put porn on my teachers computer to try and get her fired

I threw a candy apple of a balcony of a hotel at the beach from over 10 storys up and sent it straight through a car wind-shield

I think you and I would have gotten along just fine if we went to high school together.

[WouldLuv2FightU]

Originally Posted by Onganju

Nice thread here. All right... Here's a few:

I used to think that Peter Burns from the band Dead or Alive was the most beautiful woman in the world back when I was 11. I didn't know "she" was a he. Can you blame me:


Every time "Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club is playing, I can't help but sing along. Hell, I can belt that shit out in Karaoke and I don't have to be drunk to do it!

I've actually stood up a girlfriend after school to rush home and play video games.

There's probably more... But I'm work, so I got's to do stuff.

BTW - Masturbation is in no way shameful. Hell, I'd attest to the fact that I've suffered no vision loss or started to turn to stone. It's only made my forearms huge.

You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby......





I actually thought he was a chic for a second too. Didn't think "she" was all that hot though lol...

[WouldLuv2FightU]

Originally Posted by UFCFAN33

I still watch some re-runs of Mr. Rogers. Yea thats right..."It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood."

If you're not lying then yea that is by far one of the most shameful on this thread

[ID06]

I forgot one, before I met my current girlfriend there was this really hot girl who was into art and all that shit. She came over to my house to watch a movie. So before she got over to my house I put on all this foo foo Dave Matthews shit that I knew she liked on my computer and had it playing when she came over. I addressed an envolope to some art fondation I made up, I lit some candles I bought at Hallmark. After we took care of business we were talking and I asked her if one of her friends was seeing anyone, she has not talked to me since

[Onganju]

Originally Posted by WouldLuv2FightU

If you're not lying then yea that is by far one of the most shameful on this thread

No it isn't! Mr. Rogers is the shyt~! You can't help but find real irony and humor in his magical trolly to make-believe land if you look at in once or twice.