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02-12-2013, 11:30 AM
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It's Hammer Time!
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Zoo Hires Famed Pianist to Sexually Arouse Tortoises
Yes, you did read that right.
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Richard Clayderman is a famed French pianist who has released multiple albums and compilations of some of the most beauteous music ever composed. His newest stunt, put together by his record company and the London zoo, however, have some people scratching their collective heads.
This past Thursday, Mr. Clayderman played his music to a unique audience: tortoises. Why exactly did he do this? According to the Associated Press, it was "an attempt to put the reptiles in the mood to mate."
He serenaded the animals with "Ballade pour Adeline," one of his most famous pieces, then "Chariots of Fire." Unfortunately for the tortoise race, the music "did little to lift their spirits," and their interest only piqued "when zookeepers brought them some carrots."
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sauce
Personally I think this might have helped...
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02-12-2013, 11:34 AM
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Number 1 Nerf-Herder
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Originally Posted by Hammerlock2.0
Yes, you did read that right.
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Personally I think this might have helped...
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Random as shit. Love it. He can't be that good if he failed though! They should probably just buy more carrots. |
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02-15-2013, 03:52 AM
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I can't believe this thread hasn't been closed already..
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02-15-2013, 04:06 AM
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That's hilarious, not sure how I missed this thread.
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02-15-2013, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Proud German
I can't believe this thread hasn't been closed already..
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You really need to let it go. |
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02-15-2013, 04:11 AM
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I have let it go, still doesn't stop me from exposing the hypocrisy of this forum.
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02-15-2013, 04:16 AM
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Tortoises doing the nasty to Marvin Gaye would be so hilarious  |
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02-15-2013, 05:16 AM
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The Fun Police
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02-15-2013, 05:19 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Originally Posted by Proud German
I have let it go, still doesn't stop me from exposing the hypocrisy of this forum.
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Oh yes. We're very exposed. Shame on us.
Best thread title of 2013 so far. I want to make a 'thread title award' for the end of year awards, just so this can win. |
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02-15-2013, 04:02 PM
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Rough Sex and Banana Pudding
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Some people need a pianist....
Some people need two big macs and a diet coke, if you know what I mean.  |
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